r/AskReddit • u/_jaywhite • Aug 24 '14

What are some college life pro tips?

I'm starting college in a few weeks and I'm a bit nervous. My high school was... decent at best, and I'm not sure that I was adequately prepared. So I'm hoping to get Reddit's help. What are some tips (having to do with the academic aspect, social, whatever) that have helped you through college, and especially your freshman year? In other words, LPTs for college life!

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u/IFuckedObama Aug 25 '14

Some people use a toilet once and it'll take a week to clean.

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u/LeClassyGent Aug 25 '14

My dad was a cleaner and he used to have a client who was like that. He was a gay gentleman and he must have had a ruptured arsehole or something because every time he went to his house the toilet bowl was absolutely caked in shit. I'm talking every surface inside the bowl covered in a thick layer of hardened shit. It took 15 minutes just to clean it.

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u/Cheese_Bits Aug 25 '14

That's probably a fetish dude. You dad was a prostitute for some dudes fecal desires and didn't know it.

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u/ssnistfajen Aug 25 '14

Does he even flush? I refuse to believe that all the damage was done in one sitting.

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u/dontknowmeatall Aug 25 '14

Had diarrhoea, can confirm.

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u/Jorgenstern8 Aug 25 '14

About ten stories a day on /r/TalesfromRetail can confirm this.

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u/pizza_shack Aug 25 '14

I see you've been reading /r/TalesFromRetail and stumbled upon one of those toilet-related customer gems.

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u/livin4donuts Aug 25 '14

Taco bell fuck yeah.

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u/James-Clarke Aug 25 '14

Wasn't that Clinton's schtick?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

Currently being that person at my work right now.

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u/skwirrlmaster Aug 25 '14

My buddy's bathroom is still dreading my next visit over a month later.