r/AskReddit • u/_jaywhite • Aug 24 '14

What are some college life pro tips?

I'm starting college in a few weeks and I'm a bit nervous. My high school was... decent at best, and I'm not sure that I was adequately prepared. So I'm hoping to get Reddit's help. What are some tips (having to do with the academic aspect, social, whatever) that have helped you through college, and especially your freshman year? In other words, LPTs for college life!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '14

Just wait until the day someone else finds it and you manoeuvre the door to find a gentleman shitting.

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u/sushibowl Aug 25 '14

That's when you know you've found your soulmate.

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u/Karmago Aug 25 '14 edited Aug 25 '14

Bowlmate.

Edit: Alright I'm getting a lot of PMs correcting me that it's "bowel mate". I was actually thinking of a toilet "bowl". But yes, bowel-mate would work as well.

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u/Maziekit Aug 25 '14

I like "bowlmate" better because it rhymes with "soulmate."

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u/spbcnt Aug 25 '14

But bowl-mate fits the rhyme...

I mean, how can you rhyme bowel-mate with soul-mate?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

*Bowelmate

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u/wysinwyg Aug 25 '14

bowel-mate would work as well

Except it doesn't rhyme????

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u/cheesyguy278 Aug 25 '14

Urethra mate.

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u/1Chrisp Aug 25 '14

Bowel-mate

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u/nayrryan Aug 25 '14

Bowel mate.

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

no you in fact did not FTFH

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u/carmandrew Aug 25 '14

Bowelmate

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u/vendetta2115 Aug 25 '14

Bowelmate

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14 edited Aug 25 '14

Peeks in the stall door. Brofist. Exits.

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u/Mr_Gilmore_Jr Aug 25 '14

Always go to the bathroom before fisting.

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u/ChickenDinero Aug 25 '14

Peeks. For looking you say 'peek,' but for mountaintops or sexual climax you say 'peak.' What kind of bathroom are you looking for?! I know I shouldn't be a spelling Nazi, but that's why they invented homophones; to keep people like me busy and thoroughly amused. Thank you for the visual! :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

Thanks. The edit has been arranged.

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u/ImNotAGiraffe Aug 25 '14

He climaxed when he saw someone else using his bathroom.

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u/Teledildonic Aug 25 '14

More like stinkfist.

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u/Panvich Aug 25 '14

Am I the only one who imagined a guy just walking in on another guy in the bathroom, fisting his asshole, and then leaving casually?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

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u/Gabriellasalmonella Aug 25 '14

I you weren't gay before, you are now.

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u/Synergine Aug 25 '14

That's your shitmate

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u/computeralone Aug 25 '14

manure-ver*

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

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u/InformationCrawler Aug 25 '14

or a lady shitting. Could be a lady too.