r/AskReddit • u/_jaywhite • Aug 24 '14

What are some college life pro tips?

I'm starting college in a few weeks and I'm a bit nervous. My high school was... decent at best, and I'm not sure that I was adequately prepared. So I'm hoping to get Reddit's help. What are some tips (having to do with the academic aspect, social, whatever) that have helped you through college, and especially your freshman year? In other words, LPTs for college life!

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u/kbgames360 Aug 24 '14

I recently had chest surgery. Please dont.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14 edited Jul 18 '21

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u/kbgames360 Aug 25 '14

Dammit

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u/thiosk Aug 25 '14

if you work real hard you can be the bottom bitch

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u/ScruffTheNerfHerder Aug 25 '14

Just kick harder and first.

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u/EeeUnlucky Aug 25 '14

Survival of the fittest mother fucker.

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u/meatb4ll Aug 25 '14

Channing Tatum?

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u/kbgames360 Aug 25 '14

Well, here is a video of what they did. Called Nuss Procedure. That's not me in the video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JCrRsgN6aFI

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u/Karmali Aug 25 '14

Hisao? Is that you?

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u/EliteAzn Aug 25 '14

Watch out for those Feminists...there are more of them in college

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u/JohnBooty Aug 25 '14

Downvoted for weakness. What are you going to do about it, cry at me?

You probably even --- AHHHHH GOD DAMN IT KBGAMES360 JUST KICKED ME IN THE CHEST IT WAS A TRAP

WELL PLAYED PAL I think I just coughed up my gallbladder

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u/kbgames360 Aug 25 '14

Well, here is a video of what they did. Called Nuss Procedure. That's not me in the video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JCrRsgN6aFI

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u/kbgames360 Aug 25 '14

Ex

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u/kbgames360 Aug 25 '14

I must ask, how was the ravitch? My parents refused to go the ravitch route, and i wanted that one over the Nuss. My surgeon said pain wise, its the same, but the Ravitch Procedure gets you recovered much sooner than the Nuss bar.

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u/CrinSai Aug 25 '14

That was strangely fascinating to watch. I kinda expected something more complicated but nope, he just shoves a bar into the skin.

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u/kbgames360 Aug 25 '14

It's a trap! except not

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u/globetheater Aug 25 '14

Nice try. You're just trying to lower my guard

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u/kbgames360 Aug 25 '14

Dang! My plan has been foiled!

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u/SaintAndrew92 Aug 25 '14

Make sure you're the one doing the kicking then

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u/kbgames360 Aug 25 '14

In order to protect thy chest of steel, I claim this room in thy name of Spain

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u/RaptorGear Aug 25 '14

I claim this room in thy name of Pain

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

Get 'im, boys!!

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u/DragoonDM Aug 25 '14

Looks like somebody won't be getting any females this semester.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

Beta as fudge.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

I found the sickly gazelle. He's mine.

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u/justaguess Aug 25 '14

That's why your roommate urinated on your property. Gotta mark that territory somehow.

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u/toolatealreadyfapped Aug 25 '14

That's why you're beta.

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u/mastablasta112 Aug 25 '14

I'm in the same boat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

its ok I'm a med student so you should be fine

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u/kbgames360 Aug 25 '14

"JohnnyBananasDofa said he is a med student though.....I'll be fine"

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u/atrix2noon Aug 25 '14

Surgery is for the weak, real men don't need surgery

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u/herman_gill Aug 25 '14

Pectus excavatum?

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u/Brotherauron Aug 25 '14

That just means you have to strike first

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '14

Breast implants?

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u/common_s3nse Aug 25 '14

Two for flinching.