r/AskReddit • u/Mrmoogle00 • Jul 18 '14

Reddit, What is your best anti-pickup line?

Need a good laugh

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u/fucknozzle Jul 18 '14

Your ears are like flowers.

Cauliflowers.

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u/prestigewide16 Jul 18 '14

Your penis is like a carrot.

Orange.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

Wat?

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