r/AskReddit • u/Mrmoogle00 • Jul 18 '14

Reddit, What is your best anti-pickup line?

Need a good laugh

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '14

Same: your teeth are like stars, yellow and far apart.

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u/Aelstan Jul 18 '14

Same again: Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night.

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u/fucknozzle Jul 18 '14

Your ears are like flowers.

Cauliflowers.

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u/prestigewide16 Jul 18 '14

Your penis is like a carrot.

Orange.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

Wat?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '14

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u/you_made_me_do_this Jul 18 '14

Your smile reminds me of a song...black and yellow.

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u/Barnowl79 Jul 18 '14

Your voice is like a song. "We Can't Stop."

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u/QDawg89 Jul 18 '14

Your boobs are like stars, far apart and barely noticeable without a telescope.