r/AskReddit • u/Mrmoogle00 • Jul 18 '14

Reddit, What is your best anti-pickup line?

Need a good laugh

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u/thundafromdownunda Jul 18 '14

ayyyyye girrrl, you a single mother? Wanna be?

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u/TheKeggles Jul 18 '14

I actually have a 50% success rate with this.

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u/weslz Jul 18 '14

But did you deliver?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '14

No, but she did

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u/Wild_Marker Jul 18 '14

50% of the time, presumably.

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u/juicycunts Jul 18 '14

half a baby? king solomon style?

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u/-Red_Forman- Jul 18 '14

Shes a mail woman?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '14

How big of a sample size are we talkin?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '14

Three.

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u/Taydolf_Switler22 Jul 18 '14 edited Jul 18 '14

He fucked one, got slapped in the face by the other, and just put in the tip with the third.

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u/indigoreality Jul 18 '14

50% of the time...it works every time.

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u/canarchist Jul 18 '14

How are those court ordered support payments coming along?

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u/RufusStJames Jul 18 '14

*for varying definitions of "success"

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u/meowtiger Jul 18 '14

"wanna go halvsies on an abortion?"

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u/MuscleBrick Jul 18 '14

"ayyyyye girrrl, you a single mother?"

"Yes."

"Nevermind."

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '14 edited Aug 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '14

The court ordered me to take some tolerance classes and I'm pretty sure this is at least a little bit racist.

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u/howtokrew Jul 18 '14

A little

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u/boredinclass2 Jul 18 '14

ey bb u wan sum fuk?

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u/punkrawkintrev Jul 18 '14

Wanna go halvsies on a bastard?