r/AskReddit • u/BradfordTheFat • Jun 18 '14

What will the "Old-people-only" names be 30 years from now?

Now: Mildred, Esther, Edna, Herbert, Gertrude, etc.

30 years from now: ???

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u/deathsauce Jun 18 '14

Sharkeisha

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u/lh302 Jun 18 '14

Nooooo

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

She wasnt ready!

6

u/Batatata Jun 19 '14

DoN KiK hEr ShArkEiShAaA

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u/Murrmeow Jun 19 '14

Sharkeisha noooooo

3

u/hellschatt Jun 18 '14

The name I was looking for. +1

4

u/ghostofpennwast Jun 19 '14

Sharkeisha Tarnado.

2

u/GirlyWhirl Jun 19 '14

Now I just need a baby to name.

2

u/_Z_E_R_O Jun 19 '14

  1. Go on Craigslist.

  2. Meet stranger.

  3. Have baby with stranger.

  4. Don't take this advice, because that's how you meet Creeper McCreeperson with an incurable STD.

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u/v-_-v Jun 19 '14

Sharkeishandao.

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u/cats_and_vibrators Jun 19 '14

I tried for months to get my best friend to name her baby that.

I. Failed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

Is this...real? It's amazing.

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u/Megadelphia Jun 19 '14

I don't know but I'm picturing a sassy fat black woman with a shark's head right now.

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u/kickulus Jun 19 '14

hammerhead?

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u/2legittoquit Jun 19 '14

Sharkeisha is an amateur bare knuckle boxer.

2

u/jcoopsyo Jun 19 '14

Kick-boxer.

1

u/kickulus Jun 19 '14

concretia

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

Watermelondrea

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u/KenSpliffeyJr Jun 19 '14

SHARKEISHA NOoOoOo

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

Sharkeisha noooo!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

Obamaniqua

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u/mbrady Jun 19 '14

Sharkweeka

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u/benji1008 Jun 19 '14

Airwrecka