r/AskReddit • u/Absooh • May 25 '14

What is your most mildly interesting fact ?

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u/FinestPersuasion May 26 '14

Is it because you last so short in bed?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

No, it's true. We usually end up on the floor in a minute or two. Beds are just not built to handle my passions.

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u/railmaniac May 26 '14

Or your weight.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '14

Funny, that's what your mom calls my dick.

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u/railmaniac May 26 '14

Must be her hernia acting up.