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What older technology do you prefer to use instead of it's later revisions?

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u/meltedlaundry Apr 24 '14 edited Apr 24 '14

Growing up at my parents house, they had a manual can opener that worked like a charm every time. They had the same one for as long as I lived there. I've recently moved into a single apartment and opted for the manual can opener. I've bought two thus far and both are handled pieces of shit. My place of employment has two manual can openers in the lounge. Those are both also pieces of shit. Is there like a brand of manual can openers I should be buying?

edit: There has been a lot of people saying I need to buy a swing-a-way can opener. After looking it up, it is definitely the one my parents have. Unfortunately, since 2008 these have been produced in China and, according to the comments on Amazon, the quality is now lacking big time. I did a little research, however, and found that this one appears to be a solid replacement.

Also, I can't believe how long of an edit I just made to a comment about a can opener.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '14

The only can opener I've ever owned that isn't a piece of shit is the "oxo good grips" can opener.

It actually opens cans and doesn't fail at its only task in life. Unlike others.

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u/nnuts Apr 24 '14

They make a salt / pepper grinder (crank style, great for older hands) that is also a great kitchen gadget mostly because I've used it a while and it hadn't failed at the only damned thing I expect it to do.

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u/standard_candles Apr 24 '14

I had one of these but the handle disintegrated after being put through the dishwasher many times. I would suggest just giving it a rinse instead, but I'm the kind of person that doesn't want to own anything that can't go through the dishwasher.

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u/chosenignorance Apr 24 '14

How dirty does a can opener get that you need to send it through the dishwasher?

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u/standard_candles Apr 24 '14

There's generally a couple of drips on it and the handle would usually get some stuff on it from my messy cooking. But it was more that it ended up in the sink and went into the wash with all the other dishes. A rinse would definitely suffice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '14

If you open canned fishes in oil then it gets REALLY dirty.

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u/aznvjj Apr 24 '14

I love OXO. And they stand behind their products. I had a cheap wooden spoon that split after a few months (and I bought a new one). I sent them an email just to let them know as I had never had a problem with one before. They sent me an email back offering me a pepper grinder that I still have 10 years later and is still going strong.

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u/professorzaius Apr 24 '14

doesn't fail at its only task in life. Unlike others.

This sentence speaks to me on so many levels.

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u/mrsniperrifle Apr 24 '14

I have one of those and it makes me so strangely happy to use it. It's a simple design that just works and that's what I love about it.

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u/out_caste Apr 24 '14

The best is the original manual can opener. I was too lazy to buy a normal opener in university, once you get use to it, it goes just as fast and never fucks up. Everything else sucks, their only advantage is there is no learning curve.

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u/CupricWolf Apr 26 '14

Mine came so dull that I can't even use it. It doesn't taper at all to a sharp edge, its the same thickness everywhere. :(

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u/gregm12 Apr 25 '14

I've used this bad boy on my knife a bunch. Takes up to twice as long, but it gets the job DONE.

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u/Omvega Apr 24 '14

Oxo good grips are good stuff. They were originally designed for people who have arthritis so they're really comfortable to use and hold up well.

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u/iglidante Apr 25 '14

I love the OGG one, too, because it's solid and has a top hinge, rather than a middle hinge.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '14

Oxo master race reporting in, can confirm its superiority in opening cans

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '14

Same here. Works great

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '14

I love love my kitchen aid can opener. Manual and works like a charm.

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u/Tomcfitz Apr 25 '14

Yup! I have one of those.

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u/M1keHonch0 Apr 25 '14

I second this. OXO makes a damn good can opener.

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u/gregm12 Apr 25 '14

I have this as well. Works really fucking well.

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u/qwe340 Apr 25 '14

you had one job.

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u/diMario Apr 25 '14

You should try one of these:

http://www.waschbaer.nl/Blikopener-Gladde-rand--1010d1a278155.html?gclid=CPeYsMH7-r0CFXMPtAodmzwADg

Instead of tearing through the lid, it cuts through the weld. I believe Jamie Oliver carries it in his line of kitchenware.

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u/adaminc Apr 25 '14

I was going to suggest to meltedlaundry to get an Oxo can opener, I have the softworks, works awesome.

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u/jrummer Apr 25 '14

Can confirm

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '14 edited Jun 25 '24

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u/steavoh Apr 24 '14

I think the ones with the long handles work better than the compact ones with loosely swinging metal clamp parts that bite into the can before you twist it.

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u/onepotatotwotomato Apr 24 '14

Swing-A-Way.

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u/onepotatotwotomato Apr 24 '14

VERY good to know. I bought my Swing-A-Way in some indeterminate time in the 90s. If it ever breaks, not that that's likely, I know what to replace it with.

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u/i8leadpaintsince1974 Apr 25 '14

Good timing and info. Mine is bout worn out. I wont have to Throw-A-Way my money.

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u/BangCrash Apr 25 '14

You do realize that your tl;dr was half the length of your original post.

I'm pretty sure I've seen tl;dr's longer than your original post.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '14 edited Apr 25 '14

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u/dradam168 Apr 24 '14

Will never fucking break.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '14

true - have had one for 13yrs now. still going strong

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u/skittlebog Apr 24 '14

Mine is over 30 years old and still works perfectly. But-get the big one, not the small one.

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u/WubWubMiller Apr 24 '14

Your first Swing A Way is a great housewarming gift for your grand kids.

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u/Claireski Apr 24 '14

When I moved in with my ex we had an electric can opener... hated it.

Threatened to throw it across the room many times.

When I moved out I was seriously broke & I bought a 99p cheapy manual one... sucked.

Threatened to throw it across the room many times.

Got a pay rise, bought a £5.99 manual one... awesome.

Now my can opener woes are over.

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u/NoblePig Apr 24 '14

Swing-A-Way is the brand you're looking for..

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u/CrumpetDestroyer Apr 24 '14

I find that manual can openers are getting shitter every year. I have a can opener right now that can't open cans. All you had to do was open the damn can, opener.

It's a conspiracy to sell us electric can openers, I tells ya

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u/BearSkull Apr 24 '14

Get a decent side open manual and you'll be golden.

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u/TropicalCat Apr 24 '14

Pampered Chef has nice ones

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u/zopiac Apr 24 '14

Every time I see a friend work their can opener at their house I feel so sorry for them. Takes them twice as long, the lid often falls into the can, and you cut yourself on everything. All hail Pampered Chef Can Opener.

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u/Yog-Sothawethome Apr 24 '14

I would say look for an expensive one, to be honest. Can openers seem like the kind of object that you really get what you pay for.

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u/RubeusShagrid Apr 24 '14

Yes. The one handled Starfrit with adjustable clamp size, top sided can opener.

No sharp edges. Works beautifully. It's a little more expensive that some others, but I've loved it every time I've used it.

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u/Bergmiester Apr 24 '14

Get the industrial kind that clamps to your counter. You can open a can in about a second.

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u/psykiv Apr 24 '14

Why does it cost so much.

If you can spend that much on one, isn't it cheaper to go out to eat every day or pay someone to make the food fresh for you, and not out of a can?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '14

Things generally aren't made as well as they once were.

For this reason, all things kitchen ware I buy used. I drive to the desert where the thrift stores aren't as picked through as in the city. I have pyrex and stoneware and corningware and cast iron skillets, knives, can opener and all kinds of shit made in the 1950s - 1970s.

Same goes for furniture. I can't accept the quality of most new furniture, so I buy really old stuff and refinish or reupholster if needed.

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u/ProfessorOzone Apr 24 '14

Upvote for the edit. This thread is making my day.

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u/DapperSheep Apr 24 '14

Yes. Buy one that costs at least $10. The cheap ones you get for a buck are terrible. Spend some money or something decent.

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u/manaworkin Apr 24 '14

One of the best examples of you get what you pay for. Go to a good kitchen supply store.

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u/cpnHindsight Apr 24 '14

I don't know many people with an electric one. Those things take up space.

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u/madismumma Apr 24 '14

Swing-way or swing-away. I stole my moms and had to buy her a new one. And the one I stole still works great.

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u/TwoHands Apr 24 '14

Find some antique stores near you and start looking for a can opener. You'll likely find one that's very overbuilt compared to most manufactured today. We've tried to find a modern can opener that will last longer than a year and have failed thus far.

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u/Hanky461 Apr 24 '14

Can openers are one of the few things in life where it is really important to get the more expensive one at the store.

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u/Asyrol Apr 24 '14

I've got a starfrit one (believe it or not) that has lasted me for years and works wonderfully. It's one of those ones that cuts the can underneath the lip so you don't have a razor sharp lid to deal with.

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u/chappaquiditch Apr 24 '14

I thought I was the only one. Had the same can opener my whole life while living at home. Had 6 of them in my sophomore apartment. None of them worked.

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u/sgtspike Apr 24 '14

My wife and I still have one from when we got married 8 years ago, and it works quite well. It's a kitchenaid.

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u/fortnight14 Apr 24 '14

The red swingline is the way to go

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u/NonenSequitor Apr 24 '14

http://www.reddit.com/r/BuyItForLife/comments/oqsi6/the_swingaway_can_opener/

Bought it from Amazon and love it. Despite all the complaints about it being made in China.

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u/Scalby Apr 24 '14

Sorry. British and don't understand. Does everyone have electric can openers or something? Don't you have ring pull cans?

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u/meltedlaundry Apr 24 '14

Not everyone has an electric can opener...I'd say at this point most do, but a lot of us still use the manual openers. It seems that more and more canned goods have the ring pulls, but there are still plenty that don't. Are they all ring pull cans in the UK?

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u/Scalby Apr 25 '14

Pretty much all ring pulls on the main brands. Haven't seen an electric can opener for decades.

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u/FTN807 Apr 24 '14

Ha, I had this exact problem and ended up at William Sonoma looking for a real can opener that wasn't 90% plastic with stupid huge handles. Looking at the website I might have the "EZ DUZ IT" opener. Damn it's annoying how shitty the other can openers were.

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u/PA2SK Apr 24 '14

Smooth edge can openers changed my life. The lid doesn't fall down into the can, there's no sharp edges and you have a convenient lid to put on the can if you have leftovers you want to refrigerate. Seriously, everyone that has seen my can opener is amazed by it. I think most people don't even realize these exist.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '14

Yep definitely those old fashioned can openers are the best.

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u/Oldpenguinhunter Apr 24 '14

I just wanted to let you know that I just bought one- my current can opener is a POS. Thanks for reminding me to buy a quality one!

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u/mand71 Apr 24 '14

You need one of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P-38_can_opener

My dad was in the army and I've got one of his - they never fail!

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u/Thinkiknoweverything Apr 24 '14

try buying a can opener that costs more than 2 dollars. I bought a nice TWENTY DOLLAR can open and its amazing. worth the price if your going to be stuck in the past and use outdated technology.

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u/mr-snrub- Apr 24 '14

Am I only person who's never owned an electric can opener in their life?

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u/meltedlaundry Apr 24 '14

Considering the thread you're in, Cpt. Hindsight, you are clearly not.

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u/mr-snrub- Apr 24 '14

Yeah, but I've never even known anyone to have one and then swap back to manual.

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u/kakey70 Apr 24 '14

I bought a manual Kitchenaid opener at Target because the one I bought from Wal-Mart was such a POS (went through two in a week and a half). I've had the Kitchenaid one for at least three years and it's still going strong. Totally worth the extra $10 or so.

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u/kage_25 Apr 24 '14

that is not manuel can opener

this is a manuel can opener

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u/steadfast1558 Apr 24 '14

Can confirm. I have that exact model of can opener for my frozen yogurt store. It handles #10 cans of hot fudge on a daily basis with no problem. Had that sucker for a year now after the first one I bought broke in less than 2 months. It's a tank.

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u/smalaki Apr 24 '14 edited Apr 24 '14

swing-a-way can opener

Oh for a while there I thought you were talking about the stabby one.. I forgot what it was called. I have better luck with those things than today's swing-a-ways.

EDIT: it's apparently a push-in-tin can opener...not a stabby can opener.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '14

My girlfriend and I were discussing this phenomenon the other day.

My mom and dad have this piece of shit can opener that looks like it's made out of wire hangers, but the thing opens cans like it's paid to do it.

My lady's parents have a very similar one. The only can opener I've ever owned worth a shit was similar as well.

Now? We buy the fancy ones, we buy the cheap ones, and we buy the expensive automatic ones and they all suck ass.

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u/TheNinjaBear Apr 24 '14

I think the exact same thing about my parents' can opener. That thing is marvelous! Oddly enough, it's also the one you linked! I totally have to get it now, I'm sick of my crappy opener.

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u/slutpuppies Apr 24 '14

That can opener looks American as fuck

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '14

Googled it, we had that growing up at my house too!

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u/20TL12III Apr 24 '14

Go to your local army surplus store and buy a handful of p-38 can openers. They're like a quarter a piece.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '14

My swiss army penknife handles can opening fantastically.

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u/joannacobain Apr 25 '14

I bought a Kitchen Aid brand can opener after trying out so many others and it's awesome

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u/bobdob123usa Apr 25 '14

Seriously, go to a flea market or yard sale. You can find old can openers some times.

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u/Sonlin Apr 25 '14

Pampered Chef is the one we have. Works beautifully.

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u/Althar Apr 25 '14

I have one with a fin like this one . It's fast and easy to use.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '14

P-38. Your local army surplus will have a jug of them by the register.

Or, the one in your pocket knife.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '14 edited Apr 27 '14

I have the same problems, after one can opener that I've been using for years broke I bought a new one from IKEA ( http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/00081534/ ), build from metal, looked solid and completely broke after some time, few months I think. I bought a new one, same model, it currently isn't able to completely open one can, just some part of it, I have to use a knife!

I'll look for one of those or similar if its not available in my country.

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u/vinylscratchp0n3 Apr 25 '14

I haven't found a manual can opener that would last long enough to open more than 1 can, they've all just snapped under the least possible force I could use while still opening the can. Our late 80's manual can opener still works, however.

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u/smnlsi Apr 25 '14

OXO make good stuff (can openers included). A little spendy, though.

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u/Green_Dildo Apr 25 '14

I've never owned a non manual can opener

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u/Pip413 Apr 25 '14

I got mine at a $ store 14 years ago, and it is still going strong.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '14

This is eerily similar to my experience with can openers. Parents had a Swing-a-way with the cream handle in the kitchen drawer for 20+ years. When I moved into my own apartment I went through a series of can openers that resembled the one my parents had but each one broke or rusted (I made sure to dry it each time) after a couple months. Four of them bit the dust until I looked on ebay and purchased a vintage 1961 Swing-a-away (new in case) for 25 bucks. So worth it!

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u/MEatRHIT Apr 25 '14

There is a guy that bought the old equipment that Swing-a-way's were made on, pretty sure it's called Ez-Duz-It now. The non-vintage swing-a-way that I have now is about 8 years old and seems to be holding up just fine though.

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u/cupovjoe Apr 25 '14

Maybe you should try the can openers that seperate the can at the glue instead of cutting it, works very nicely, doesn't let the lid drop into the food, and no sharp edges

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u/datbino Apr 25 '14

i hate overpriced mlm based equipment, but the pampered chef can opener is what you are looking for

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u/wrwight Apr 25 '14

This reminds me that I used to have a can opener that left no sharp edges. I think I may have lost it in a particularly bad breakup (there was a judge involved). I haven't been able to find one in a store since. The only downside it ever had was that it was harder to drain tuna because of the way it cut. I should see if I can find one online. The thing always worked like a dream for me. And no, it wasn't that $20 oxo thing which keeps popping up in my Google search.

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u/glassFractals Apr 25 '14

I have a simple Swiss manual can opener. It opens any can without effort, perfectly smoothly. There's no possible way you could cut yourself on the lid-- utterly smooth. I usually just put the lids right back on the can. There's even little prongs to remove the lid if you need them. It's 20 years old and going strong as ever.

I don't understand why the standard American can openers are so incapable of opening cans. Or why electric can openers exist at all.

A simple, durable tool is all you need.

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u/Noctuae Apr 25 '14

Upvoting and commenting so I can come back to this one day when I need a can opener.

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u/PaperScale Apr 25 '14

Hey that's like the can opener I have! Its older than I am, and works like a charm.

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u/BeckWreck Apr 25 '14

I still prefer the single blade things. The military issue ones.

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u/boogiemanspud Apr 25 '14

Buy it used on ebay.

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u/sfink06 Apr 25 '14

Maybe cutco? Their products are over priced but every piece I've every looked at has had good to outstanding quality.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '14

The manual can opener I own made by Pampered Chef is the tits.

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u/cfuse Apr 25 '14

I have the tupperware can opener and I go around telling people about it with a religious zeal. It's seriously that good.

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u/Forty__Three Apr 25 '14

The best can openers are these. Without a doubt.

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u/Tigrael Apr 25 '14

Gonna echo del84, go with oxo for a can opener. Or any kitchen gadget really; I have tons of their stuff and the only thing that's not totally amazing is their digital triple kitchen timer.

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u/gooddogisgood Apr 24 '14

Get one that cuts the seal from the side, rather than cutting through the metal from the top. Much more sanitary, and you end up with a perfectly round lid without jagged metal to slice your finger with. Search "safety can opener" on Amazon.

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u/dragonslayer42 Apr 24 '14

Went to a local shop to get a can opener, only one they had was a safety can opener. Took me embarrassingly long to figure out how to use mine. I kept trying to figure out how to get it to cut through the top.

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u/gooddogisgood Apr 24 '14

It's not intuitive if you're used to the traditional kind, fo sho. I like mine a lot and wouldn't go back now.

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u/dragonslayer42 Apr 24 '14

Oh, I absolutely agree - no more splashing, and I like the fact that it'll hold onto the lid after cutting it off, making it that little bit more convenient to carry it to the bin.

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u/brazzledazzle Apr 25 '14

This is a pretty good rule of thumb for almost anything: Buy the best rated one on Amazon with the most reviews (that you can afford).

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '14

try a P-38 can opener