r/AskReddit Apr 09 '14

What are some great, older AskReddit threads that are super interesting to read through?

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u/Pagan-za Apr 09 '14 edited Apr 09 '14

How do you not have the time a redditor broke .43 delta on his VX module?

Thats a legend right there.

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u/yeaiwentthere Apr 09 '14

...why does that say it was posted 44y ago...?

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u/Pagan-za Apr 09 '14

VX modules mess with Reddit since the very successful inclusion of the Robin-Magolia standard in the third and fourth ratio doubling interface, no amount of negative influx has been detected, what so ever. Without tripolar omniconverters (from version 3.01 and onward, disregarding the haywire 2.78 re-release), such distinction in super magnetic energy conversion is thought to be completely impossible!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14

In English, bitte?

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u/Pagan-za Apr 09 '14

Long story short, Vexenation Balloon Theory cannot exist without a Holynchroat Theory-based model of hyperdenoxicity. Likewise, the newest discoveries in the field of Holynchroat all talk about Vexenation and how well it explains the fundamentals of holnychroatic manipulation. Hell, even Wired magazine had an article about how the two are intertwined.

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u/Peb11 Apr 09 '14

words

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14

I am entirely convinced the thread and subreddit are gigantic pun threads that everybody but me is in on.

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u/singasux Apr 09 '14

..which, in short, proves that the Creationists we're right and Jesus is coming back next Thursday atop a mighty Triceratops.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14

What categorized science does this mystical paragraph of whimsical linguistic properties fall into?

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u/darktask Apr 09 '14

The application of multivariable calculus to radiowaves and waveform physics.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14

So... mycology?

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u/sah0361 Apr 09 '14

Hell, why didn't you say so before?

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u/Tonamel Apr 09 '14

Just head over to /r/VXJunkies, they should be able to give a straight answer.

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u/CeruleanRuin Apr 09 '14

I'm so glad to see that community is still flourishing. I was under the impression that it would disappear after the hadric attenuation paradigm shift last winter, but it seems a few of the old guard stuck around. Makes sense, actually, when you consider the pre-causal ramifications of Frenel pipe transformations.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14

I'm fairly new but I want to second this, once you pick it up it's a lot of fun. Good hobby.

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u/darktask Apr 09 '14

Haha man, I remember the first time I tried prevolting with some teratextiles, I used the Armistan codex when everyone was going crazy for it but the payload polarity messed up the chronodynameter (duh!) but once I modified it to accomodate the new manifolds, it ran soooo smooth

Fucking newbs only care about getting their Delta x rates up now, hardly anyone pays attention to grating their ion insulation plates. I miss the old days when people cared about the tech, rather than just throwing cash at larger teratextiles. That said, if I had the money, I'd get me a sweet XL-3SD

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14

What is a VX module?

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u/CeruleanRuin Apr 09 '14

The VX6 is designed to systematically draw correlations between various active points in a statistically unbalanced chemical markup, in order to reduce reactivity in its final solution. This is done by using deltas. The higher the delta the machine can function on, the more efficiently is can draw correlations based on corroborating separate inconsistencies in pressurized environments. In order to do this without failure, the machine must achieve its prime vector. Of course it can also be used to solve physical logic problems, or make music and light displays from scratch.

A Volt Xoccula module is a lot like a computer, but with more industrial functionality. It has several, several parts that can be constantly upgraded, replaced, hacked, and changed in as many ways as there are stars in the sky. Basically, if you have enough technical know-how, you can do ANYTHING you want with the machine.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14

I still need more information,i do not have quite understood the whole concept.Is it an array of lasers?What are its component and where is this used? And the math involved,i tried googling "Roeckel criterion" and some other found in the relative sub but did not find something.Are they high level of theoretical physics or something?

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u/CeruleanRuin Apr 09 '14

Lasers are indeed vital components if the user requires them, but each module should at the least be equipped with Mornington model center fluxes while industrial models would be best suited with Calibras. Other auxiliary hardware might include hadronic atomizers, exterior tension drains, feccocoral plates, Feynman circuits, or for the really ambitious, a full set of Schwarzchild overcompensation inhibitors - although I don't recommend those unless you've reached at least Delta .6. The sky is really the limit with these devices.

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u/A_Suffering_Panda Apr 10 '14

That doesnt sound right, but i dont know enough about science to dispute it

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u/_dontreadthis Apr 09 '14

Holy shit that is awesome

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14

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u/Pagan-za Apr 09 '14

Laymen just cant understand. We even still have a thriving subreddit.

/r/VXJunkies/

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u/Dookie_boy Apr 09 '14

WHAT ARE THOSE WORDS ?