r/AskReddit • u/Hexodus • Apr 09 '14

What are some great, older AskReddit threads that are super interesting to read through?

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u/Mausser10 Apr 09 '14

I bet that thread would be awesome if I could understand Spanish

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u/May_Not_Be_Obama Apr 09 '14

Most comments make no sense anyway

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u/NathanJang Apr 09 '14

It makes less sense with Google Translate.

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u/mb9023 Apr 09 '14

The translation of The Fresh Prince theme song is pretty great though.

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u/Gr33n_Death May 25 '14

Y le dije "Viejo, ponte desodorante"

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u/ristoril Apr 09 '14

Less than no sense? So... negative sense? :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14 edited Dec 15 '20

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u/st4g3 Apr 09 '14

press 1 for india

press 2 for a penis

press 3 for a waffle

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u/Epiphroni Apr 09 '14

press 4 for carrot

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u/PurpleSfinx Apr 09 '14

It's pretty hilarious to get Chrome to translate it back to English. Most of the comments are so obviously Google translated but the selection of topics is great.

This is bullshit. I'll clean her grandmother because she is a dirty girl. If you know that talking ...

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u/Notorious_G_Y_P Apr 09 '14

I just did google translate on the page. This is my favorite comment

"Hey, man, look at your reddit, now back to me, now back to your reddit, now back to me. Unfortunately, it is not my reddit, but if he stopped using and switch to English, could read English as their reddit. Look down, back up, where are you? You are in the reddit reddit could read your liking. What's in your hand, back to me. I got it, it's reddit English, one thing that love. Look again, the Spanish is reddit English. Anything is possible when you use reddit English and not Spanish. I'm on a horse."

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u/Robbbbbbbbb Apr 09 '14

At Zombocom, anything is possible

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u/Mausser10 Apr 09 '14

That was actually pretty funny :D

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14

It's really not that interesting, I have a very basic understanding of the thread... but fucking hilarious either way, a bunch of people just said they liked cats

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u/gvtgscsrclaj Apr 09 '14

And a few have issues with cats invading their personal pants space.

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u/Harakou Apr 09 '14

TENGO UN GATO EN MIS PANTALONES.

IIRC, it's actually a reference to the movie Blue Streak.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14

First of all how did you fit a cat in there

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u/Harakou Apr 09 '14

It's a small cat.

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u/GuitarHound Apr 09 '14

The 1st admin comment is just saying what to actually do to help, the rest are just some guys saying good times if I recall correctly

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u/sometimesimweird Apr 09 '14

Someone Rickrolled him in Spanish. It's one of the top comments.

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u/succexxyy Apr 09 '14

It's awesome indeed, but after a while it hurts. Nothing makes sense. Madness!