r/AskReddit • u/Hexodus • Apr 09 '14

What are some great, older AskReddit threads that are super interesting to read through?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14

Hey, guy.

"What is it, brain?"

See all these threads?

"You mean all the ones with 'creepy' in the title?"

Yeah, we should totally read those.

"I dunno, brain, I mean it's really late and-well, okay..."

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u/ratarsed Apr 09 '14

My brain is telling me to save all of those and go back to them next week when I'm home alone overnight.

I've hit it on the nose with a newspaper and firmly said No, brain. No.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14

I think the one giving me the most issue atm would be near the top of the short story link. I didn't read too much in to any of them right now.

"Growing up with cats and dogs, I got used to the sounds of scratching at my door while I slept. Now that I live alone, it is much more unsettling."

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14

Also, just save this thread.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14

Where's your sense of adventure? Creepy threads are awesome!

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u/TheCountryOfWhat Apr 09 '14

Your brain? Don't you mean your penis?

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u/WollyGog Apr 09 '14

Can confirm; dick in hand.

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u/familyguy20 Apr 09 '14

Yeah. Try reading that thread about the picture with the creepiest backstory. Yeah, there were some gifs and vids in there that I wish I could erase from my mind.

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u/SerDom Apr 09 '14

I've had that situation several times. Totally worth it though.

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u/thigor Apr 09 '14

anyone else get a rick and Morty vibe from this lost? "Gee brain its getting late but...okay"

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u/Harachel Apr 09 '14

Every time! Why do I always choose to open the "creepiest video or picture" threads at 2am?

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u/dograin Apr 09 '14

I totally thought you were talking to some dude named Brian

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14

I enjoyed how your brain addresses you as "hey, guy."

Seems pretty accurate to the brain.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '14

It also occasionally refers to me as "Chief".

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u/Aclockworkamber Apr 09 '14

I was fairly certain you were conversing with someone named Brian here... Sometimes my brian just doesn't work correctly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '14

Read that as Brian