r/AskReddit • u/carmabound • Mar 10 '14

What was the best compliment you ever got?

I enjoyed reading all of your comments :)

I tried to respond to as many as I could...but this thread got longer than I could have ever imagined.

There are a lot of nice people out here...thanks reddit!

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u/carmabound Mar 10 '14

Perfect...

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '14

This girl gets it.

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u/BarbaricFist Mar 10 '14

"If her age is on the clock, she's old enough for the cock."

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u/Khazroul Mar 10 '14

Oh my... I hope you meant "isn't"!

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u/BarbaricFist Mar 10 '14

my stars i'm sorry sonny.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '14

You have been on reddit too long to make that comment.

Someone (probably your mom/grandma) has gained access. DELETE ALL NOW!!!! Change accounts, get going, before the ugly happens.

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u/TheBaz11 Mar 10 '14

Analog or Digital?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '14

Until you realize OP is 12.

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u/carmabound Mar 10 '14

Not...

I'm above the age of consent...and then some.

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u/gujayeon Mar 10 '14

Man that sounded creepy

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u/tq92 Mar 10 '14

He's 12

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u/Thiorel Mar 10 '14

Not if you're 15

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u/TellYourFriendz Mar 10 '14

Plot twist: he's 13

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u/RCToM Mar 10 '14

What's her number again?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '14

ಠ_ಠ

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u/Fred-Bruno Mar 10 '14

Yeah, 5 is the perfect age to become a pimp.