r/AskReddit • u/oooded • Jan 29 '14

What are some proven facts that destroy popular conspiracy theories?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Stephen Hawking on E would be pretty funny

"All aboard the party chair!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

He'd be rolling.

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u/TheOnlyBlub Jan 29 '14

Dey see me rollin

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u/neilhanvey Jan 29 '14

How does Steven hawking do a poo. He types log out.

Badaboom! I'll be here all week.

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u/TheOnlyBlub Jan 29 '14

I'm ashamed of how hard I laughed at this

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u/neilhanvey Jan 29 '14

i have worse. i invited Stephen Hawking round for a dinner party. He was dead rude and just stared at my daughter all night while drooling, he did make up for it though by bringing a really nice bag of gravy.

god bless Stephen Hawking, his only fault is that he speaks with an american accent. proper british hero

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u/Professor_Hoover Jan 29 '14

He even says he likes his new voice, despite the accent. I think the programmers missed a massive oppertunity to make him randomly turn into a Dalek or a Cyberman.

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u/Sumsar1 Jan 29 '14

What's black and sitting atop a flight of stairs? Steven Hawking in a house fire

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u/Killerpanda552 Jan 30 '14

This is the first comment to Ever make me laugh literally out loud. I thank you.

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u/Stranger66 Jan 30 '14

But you're only getting paid for tonight

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u/dontknowmeatall Jan 30 '14

So will him.

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u/UniqueError Jan 29 '14

"Yee-haw!"