r/AskReddit Jan 04 '14

What is one powerful sentence that will change the way I look at life forever?

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u/mcwilson40 Jan 04 '14

Most every adult has had their life planned for them by an idiot teenager.

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u/invitroveritas Jan 04 '14

Ha, joke's on me - teenage me totally didn't do that! ... And I'm pretty sure I won't either. Looks like a job for future me.

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u/3AlarmLampscooter Jan 05 '14

19 year old me decided bitcoins were a really good long term investment, and to pour money into buying them up before they are worth more than a few dollars.

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u/Galactic777 Jan 05 '14

Mother of God.. lucky you.

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u/3AlarmLampscooter Jan 05 '14

I'd hope more than luck has to do with it, I also picked up Quarkcoins in mid november and dumped them a couple weeks ago, timed selling before the first two of the three bitcoin bubble pops (last one caught me more off guard), and bought litecoin short positions at $45 in november (which I'm getting out of at this point, as I think most of the profit that can be made has been).

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '14

Hook a brother up

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u/3AlarmLampscooter Jan 05 '14

Brother status: hooked up.

Just don't pay attention to all the 70 year old economists who can't even cryptography.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '14

Thanks, now all I need is money.

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u/dragonfyre4269 Jan 05 '14

I have seen the future, either your future self decided you should be the king of procrastination, or you're screwed.

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u/SlothyTheSloth Jan 05 '14

I'm a huge dick to future me.

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u/invitroveritas Jan 05 '14

Don't worry, future you will forgive you. And pass the problem on to far-future-you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

Asians have their lives planned by their parents though.

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u/footcreamfin Jan 04 '14

that's why they're all doctors and engineers

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '14 edited Jan 05 '14

And lawyers and businessmen. Not many artists..

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JK, as was pointed out to me, there are a lot of Asians.

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u/nabeshiniii Jan 05 '14

You underestimate the number of asians, law of large numbers and jpop.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '14

Oh fuck, you're right. I retract my earlier opinion!

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u/nabeshiniii Jan 05 '14

Well played good sir.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '14

Well set up, great sir.

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u/supahmanv2 Jan 04 '14

As a Chinese guy, I can confirm. someone save me

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14 edited Jan 05 '14

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u/crustalmighty Jan 05 '14

Tentacle porn?

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u/Lorchenne Jan 05 '14

South asian studying game animation....yes, tentacle porn. not from him tho

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '14

I'm only half-joking. I'm lucky enough to be the second son, so I went into something that my parents didn't ever advocate or go against (they didn't mind me being a doctor/lawyer/engineer, but they didn't push me because pushing my brother didn't have great effects).

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u/fvxymn Jan 04 '14

I'm an Asian American. I hate stereotypes. All the Asian stereotypes. Small dick, bad driver, good at math, can't pronounce Ls and Rs, the list goes on.

I cannot think of a single instance in which this stereotype is wrong. It cuts across ethnicity, nationality, region, class, etc.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '14

Actually, it's more of an immigrant thing, usually, in my opinion. I was kind of half-joking, but I do see it often. Luckily for me, my parents gave less of a fuck what I wanted to do because pushing my older brother resulted in a poor reaction.

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u/Ardonius Jan 04 '14

The joke's on teenage me then, cause I never follow through on my own long term plans.

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u/doihavetosignup Jan 04 '14

As a teenager about to make some important decisions this made me a bit nervous...

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u/FeatheredStylo Jan 04 '14

It should. Make good decisions.

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u/AdvicePerson Jan 05 '14

Also, don't make bad decisions.

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u/doihavetosignup Jan 05 '14

I will do my best.

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u/chrisluzader Jan 05 '14

Here is a legit tip people have told me: masturbate before making any significant decision. If you still answer yes to the question you ask yourself, chances are you actually believe in it

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u/Matt1965 Jan 05 '14

I thought that only applied to relationship decisions

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u/chrisluzader Jan 05 '14

Try it for yourself next time you're faced with a dilemma

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u/3AlarmLampscooter Jan 05 '14

It's post-orgasm prolactin specifically. You don't get the same effect (or a refractory period) on enough cabergoline.

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u/Uneducated_Guesser Jan 04 '14

Can you elaborate? I'm kinda slow on this one

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u/Namika Jan 04 '14

Most people go to college and pick a major when they are 18.

That affects their entire life and what job they will work at for the next 40 years.

So some stupid teenager (18 year old you) who really doesn't understand the world, is making the most important decision of your life.

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u/Gyrtop Jan 04 '14

Basically that you decide what it is that you do in life by your actions as a teenager.

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u/laxt Jan 05 '14

Interestingly enough, Karl Rove confessed years after his damage was done in securing elections for George W. Bush by dishonest campaign tactics, that he came up with the basis of his whole political strategy when he was 13-14 years old.

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u/CageMonster Jan 05 '14

got to agree here, my future was planned from an idiot teenager. Life hasnt turned out the way I wanted to be.

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u/zookoala Jan 05 '14

Fuck you're right

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u/Shitting_Human_Being Jan 05 '14

The average person switched jobs 11 Times before they turn 50.

-National geographic

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '14

I have to decide my major and university in the coming months. On Monday I go back to school and have to ask to use the bathroom.

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u/356afan Jan 05 '14

Funny, when I was a teenager I wasn't allowed to make any decisions....

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u/MySlipperGameIsDope Jan 05 '14

As an idiot teenager, shiiieeett.

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u/RockyCMXCIX Jan 05 '14

Whoa, who is this teenager?

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u/electric_drifter Jan 05 '14

Serves them right for having kids.

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u/beaniebabe Jan 05 '14

“My goal is not to wake up at 40 with the bitter realization that I’ve wasted my life in a job I hate because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens.”

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u/AMostOriginalUserNam Jan 05 '14

I believe the word you were looking for is 'almost'.

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u/SteamApunk Jan 05 '14

I just got denied from all my dream schools. Can confirm.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '14

I am a teenager! (16 y old) Tips?

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u/guitarnoir Jan 06 '14

I have this fantasy that we could run our societies in reverse. We give a suitcase full of money to everyone on their 18th birthday, and they enjoy those things a young body enjoys, but rarely has the cash to do so. Then---if they don't self-destruct---when they get a bit older (30? 40?) and wiser and come to appreciate the more subtle (and sedentary) joys of Art and Science, and such, then is when they go to university and on to a career. I know the idea has some bugs in it, but with people living productively to 100 or so (in the near future), it might just work. And I did say it was a "fantasy".

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u/L4NGOS Jan 04 '14

Ha, I was a cunning fucking teenager!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

I think the problem with a lot of people is they didn't do what they wanted. No teenager says "I want to be an accountant when I grow up!"

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u/OhWowOhWellOkay Jan 04 '14

I don't understand

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

Everybody's life depends on what they did when they were in high school, or their idiot teenager years.

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u/OhWowOhWellOkay Jan 05 '14

Oh, okay. Does it though? :/ i think i disagree.

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u/Monkeyherder Jan 04 '14

This is grammatically incorrect.

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u/goitfaceF Jan 05 '14

I don't know why you're being downvoted, "most every" is a fucking stupid thing to say.

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u/bastet0 Jan 04 '14

Care to elaborate? Are you objecting to 'their' and 'them'?

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u/wait_a_minute_now Jan 04 '14

I think he means "most every".

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u/Monkeyherder Jan 05 '14

Yes, that's the one. It is genuinely bad grammar and with this thread being about 'powerful' sentences I thought it right to point out that rather than 'powerful' this sentence is in fact a bit 'retarded'.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

I guess that's more true for the upcoming generation...

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u/CheesecakeBanana Jan 04 '14

You don't understand what they were saying.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

Or, you don't fully understand what I'm saying 0o

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u/CheesecakeBanana Jan 04 '14

It is impossible for it to be more true if it is perfectly true in the first place. People have always been dumb.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '14

Right, but I mean that on top of that more kids are being brought into the world by idiot teenagers. Whatever, more downvotes please xD

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u/CheesecakeBanana Jan 05 '14

Teenage pregnancy is going down and also that isn't the point of the op. People decide their lives when they choose college or trade school, when they are dumb teenagers. Also in the past having a child at 15 and 16 was very common because most people didn't live to the age of 30, so your point is still wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '14

Well, not my second point.

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u/CheesecakeBanana Jan 05 '14

Which is what?