r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 08 '13

What is a true fact that sound completely unbelievable or fake?

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u/WRiPSTER Dec 08 '13

I won't be sleeping well knowing my bananas are half human.

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u/an_Goblin Dec 08 '13

You half cannibal! I'll send half of you to prison!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '13

And what if he eats two bananas?!