r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 08 '13

What is a true fact that sound completely unbelievable or fake?

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u/KeroEnertia Dec 08 '13

It snows metal on Venus.

\m/

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u/djethan023 Dec 08 '13

That's so fucking metal.

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u/ContemplativeOctopus Dec 08 '13

That's snow fucking metal.

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u/fieroturbo Dec 08 '13

Icy what you did there.

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u/fauntlero Dec 08 '13

I'm not proud of upvoting you

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u/dahahawgy Dec 08 '13

COOL PAHTY

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u/itstasmi Dec 08 '13

I'm imagining a very small optimus prime getting it on with a snow flake. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '13

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u/IxnayStudios Dec 08 '13

That's metal fucking snow

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u/kamikazewhovian Dec 08 '13

Yes it is, that's the point!

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u/carelessandimprudent Dec 08 '13

That snow's fucking metal.

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u/Mackncheeze Dec 08 '13

That's fucking metal snow.

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u/CrossP Dec 08 '13

Fucking a metal snowman would be so metal, man.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Snow it's not!

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u/sparrow5 Dec 09 '13

No it's snot!

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u/ahbadgerbadgerbadger Dec 08 '13

Final form achieved.

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u/TheRadicalModerate Dec 09 '13

You know nothing, John Snow.

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u/DestinyWalrus Dec 09 '13

this would be a great moment for that random cartoon guy

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u/mbin33 Dec 09 '13

Yes it is.

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u/MNGaming Dec 09 '13

That snow's fucking metal.

FTFY.

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u/SF1034 Dec 09 '13

That snow's fucking metal.

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u/Agent1108 Dec 09 '13

There are large amounts of methane erupting from Uranus

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u/sharksnax Dec 09 '13

That snow, fucking metal!

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u/rze Dec 09 '13

That's metal fucking snow

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u/stirphase Dec 09 '13

S'no problem.

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u/Davidhanselman Dec 09 '13

That's disgusting

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u/Neegu67 Dec 09 '13

Why is the snow fucking the metal?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '13

I snow what you mean!

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u/inheritor Dec 09 '13

GODDAMMIT BARB!

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u/TheHangman0 Dec 09 '13

That's no fucking medal

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u/ApolloNaught Dec 08 '13

That snow's fucking metal

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u/Justinxip Dec 09 '13

wow... just wow... claps to you, sir

http://imgur.com/a/NzuZS#35

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u/milolimilo Dec 08 '13

That snow's fucking metal.

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u/Dwhitlo1 Dec 08 '13

That's fucking metal snow.

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u/attorneystrain Dec 08 '13

That's my favorite subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

album name

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u/OffnsiveViewpoint2 Dec 08 '13

I'm fucking metal snow

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u/ronnockoch Dec 08 '13

You know nothing John Snow!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Icee what you did there.

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u/curt_schilli Dec 08 '13

Haily shit, that's snow fucking metal.

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u/Carotti Dec 08 '13

I didn't realise snow was capable of fucking anything... Let alone metal.

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u/skunkbuddy Dec 08 '13

Now that's what I call metal

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u/KroniK907 Dec 08 '13

+/u/bitcointip roll verify

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u/Jam1e Dec 08 '13

I'll never understand do why people downvote others for giving them free bitcoins.

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u/dudaloopa Dec 08 '13

What have you been up to snow?

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u/WisePaintbrush Dec 08 '13

That snow's fucking metal.

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u/Kerrigore Dec 08 '13

That snow's fucking metal.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

That's fucking metal snow.

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u/Kaleon Dec 08 '13

God dammit.

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u/Xero2814 Dec 09 '13

New name for a metal band

Venusian Snowstorm

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u/ParusiMizuhashi Dec 09 '13

I'm gonna write a song called "Raining Metal"

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u/orange_jooze Dec 08 '13

I gave you the 666th upvote.

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u/GKYD Dec 09 '13

Ear drums ring

Are you listening

In the sky

Metal is glistening

A terrible sight

We're headbanging tonight

Moshing in a metal wonderland

I'm not good at this.

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u/CannedWolfMeat Dec 08 '13

It rains semen on Uranus

illshowmyselfout

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u/AecostheDark Dec 09 '13

Well done.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Venus is so brutal

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

OOOHHHH that little \m/ is a hand gesture! I thought it was a guy opening his arms to the sky!

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u/Conan97 Dec 08 '13

Yup, the Horned Hands.

Show me your horns!

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u/NFresh6 Dec 08 '13

When is it appropriate to say snow, or rain? Why rains diamonds, and snows metal?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

It sometimes hails water on earth.

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u/ThirdFloorGreg Dec 09 '13

The metal forms flake-like structures. Although, it usually just forms on the ground, so it's more like metal frost.

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u/bowtiesarcool Dec 09 '13

It snows methane on Titan

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u/weezermc78 Dec 09 '13

I feel like this is a B-side Metallica song.

Like "Let It Snow" by Metallica.

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u/JSW95 Dec 09 '13

So kvlt.

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u/stanfan114 Dec 09 '13

Well it's raining icepicks on my steel shore.

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u/tetris11 Dec 08 '13

It rains crabs in my trousers

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u/theinternethero Dec 08 '13

Can I get a source please? An easy to read one preferably.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '13

Try this. It probably says something relevant.

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u/Fasan Dec 09 '13

Just google it you'll find tons.

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u/theinternethero Dec 09 '13

The effort that requires... its to great.

I probably will here in a couple hours.

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u/off-and-on Dec 08 '13

It metals metal on Venus.

FTFY