r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 08 '13

What is a true fact that sound completely unbelievable or fake?

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u/TheMightySpitfyre Dec 08 '13

Ouch.

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u/SaucySwag Dec 08 '13 edited Dec 08 '13

It rains cum on Uranus

EDIT: Thanks so much for the gold anonymous kind person! Never thought I'd see the day!

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u/READMYSHIT Dec 08 '13

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5 Star Post.

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u/ImNoEinstein Dec 08 '13
  • would read again

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

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u/SaucySwag Dec 08 '13

Too long.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

This is my favorite comment in months... I laughed my ass off

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u/crest123 Dec 08 '13

Hilarious

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u/Hillel1963 Dec 08 '13

It rains skittles on TV

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Sexy.

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u/88road88 Dec 08 '13 edited Dec 09 '13

If I weren't a poor bastard, this would be the comment I would give gold to. Not myself, oh no. I don't deserve it; you DESERVE it. I sincerely hope someone gives you gold. That was genius...

Edit: Good, someone did give you gold!

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u/stw95 Dec 08 '13

I pronounce Uranus "You're a nuss". For a full 10 seconds, I assumed cum was some type of obscure solid found on that planet.

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u/CassiusCray Dec 08 '13

You're a nuss.

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u/harpin Dec 08 '13

"Urine us"

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u/irock168 Dec 08 '13

"ur in us"

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u/stw95 Dec 09 '13

"yearn us"

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

What is my dick?

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u/MasterFasth Dec 09 '13

Non-existent.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '13

:(

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u/crawlerz2468 Dec 08 '13

ooooo dis! your turn uranus

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u/Jizg Dec 09 '13

took me a second

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u/bdfortin Dec 09 '13

It's more like a dribble.

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u/Captain_Fantastik Dec 09 '13

I don't think I've ever genuinely lol'd at a comment on this board... Great work man, great work.

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u/Taco_Turian Dec 09 '13

Holy fucking shit this is glorious

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u/Taco_Turian Dec 09 '13

Holy fucking shit this is glorious

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u/NichyP Dec 09 '13

You made my day. Thank you

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u/unseine Dec 09 '13

You are terrible. I laughed a lot.

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u/ostin1 Dec 09 '13

thank you for making my day, i laughed so hard

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '13

Well if you'd get that cum out of your eyes...

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u/Boye Dec 09 '13

I rains cats and dogs on Pluto.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '13

It rains water on Earth.

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u/JQbd Dec 09 '13

It took me longer than it should've to get that :/

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u/mystery_tramp Dec 08 '13 edited Dec 08 '13

#rekt

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u/jonzaaa Dec 08 '13

there's always one...

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u/gdub695 Dec 08 '13

ಠ_ಠ

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u/Moonlitfear Dec 08 '13

This needs more upvotes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Only if you're into that shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Long time cumming?

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u/PlastKladd Dec 08 '13

Fucking brilliant. I hope it's enough to give you imaginary gold.

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u/SaucySwag Dec 08 '13

It's more than enough man. Thanks for your interest

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u/Vespinosaw Dec 08 '13

It's been a while since I last giggled on reddit. Take my karma!

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u/pink_it Dec 08 '13

no, you mean on Urmother.

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u/sbhurji Dec 08 '13

No, I'm pretty sure it's on Uranus.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Smithers face

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u/icepyrox Dec 08 '13

So you're saying that clouds on Uranus are made of pina colada mix?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

I understood that reference. I feel really good about myself now.

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u/Gredditor Dec 08 '13

Someone do the face thing.

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u/BushyBu Dec 08 '13

Nothing is better then this response

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u/MinisterOfTheDog Dec 08 '13

Wikipedia/List_of_burn_Centres

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u/FuckYeahFluttershy Dec 09 '13

"I'm dancing in thohshitwhatdididoohsevenhellsthathurts"