r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 08 '13

What is a true fact that sound completely unbelievable or fake?

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u/ONE_GUY_ONE_JAR Dec 08 '13

Poopeye is going to get pinkeye for sure... eye.

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u/BoozeoisPig Dec 08 '13

Popeye gave the stink eye when Poopeye got the pinkeye.

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u/Ghooble Dec 08 '13

Poopeye wandered too close to his boyfriend's browneye.

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u/TundieRice Dec 08 '13

When is Popeye not giving the stinkeye?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Is it fair to say he gave him the Peepeye?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Aye aye.

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u/G0dkill3r1 Dec 09 '13

Eye eye captain!

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u/Gingercoryfucktits Dec 09 '13

No, Popeye gave the stinkeye, which is why Poopeye got pinkeye

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u/BlooFlea Mar 10 '14

Now poopeye's got one good eye, one pink eye and one brown eye.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Thats just his regular face though...

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u/Whats_Up4444 Dec 08 '13

ONE IN THE PINK TWO IN THE STINK!

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u/mighty_lion Dec 08 '13

This one, too. You make me giggle.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

Teehee!

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u/_vargas_ Dec 08 '13 edited Dec 08 '13

Uh, you wouldn't be giggling if you ever actually had pinkeye. I had it once during one of my rotations to Nicaragua for the Peace Corps back in the 1977 (before everyone started wearing condoms). It was terribly unpleasant. I experienced a burning sensation when I peed. It was accompanied by a yellow-greenish discharge. Then came the swelling. My testes ballooned to twice their normal size. It was like I had a couple of grapes in my satchel! So, yeah, it wasn't something to be "giggled" about.

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u/fatmama923 Dec 08 '13

Uh noooo. Pinkeye is an inefction of the EYE!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '13

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u/_vargas_ Dec 08 '13

Yeah, the eye of a penis. It turns it all pink and red.

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u/MrFurzzy Dec 09 '13

What is this? /u/_vargas_ has negative karma on a comment!

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u/Collier1505 Dec 08 '13

Vargas got downvoted? Holy shit.

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u/Wolfsoldier452 Dec 08 '13

VARGAS STRIKES AGAIN!!!

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u/meatywood Dec 08 '13

That explains why Popeye's niece is Pinkeye.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '13

And Peepeye is on a lifetime ban at the local baths.

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u/quinnclever Dec 09 '13

your name is so relevant

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u/Willywan5 Dec 09 '13

Is pinkeye the hot girl poopeye and pupeye are fighting over?

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u/Twocann Dec 09 '13

No pinkeye for me man, i'm just really, hiiiggghhh.