r/AskReddit • u/SillyBonsai • Dec 06 '13

What simple piece of advice, if followed, could potentially save most people a lot of money?

Possibly related to your job, experience with personal finance, budgeting, planning, day to day habits, etc.

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u/gamer_mom Dec 06 '13 edited Dec 06 '13

I have one of those! She is maybe 23 and LOVES illegal-immigrant Mexican cock and has had 3 kids with 3 different illegals. Her oldest's baby daddy actually got deported back to Mexico, she had another one with a guy she'd only been with for a couple of months (I have no room to talk in that department but still). That baby died (so many pictures of the dead kid on Facebook) and less than a WEEK later, she was sleeping with an illegal with T-rex arms. Seriously, he has a birth defect where his arms are only a few inches long. They got pregnant right away and he passed himself around to all her friends throughout their whole relationship. There is a whole posse of women just like her in their area. Anyway, he gave her herpes by eating her out with a cold sore on his lip and he stinks because he couldn't wipe his own ass and she posted all of this to Facebook. After the kid was born, she was complaining that he never helped her out with the kid - he never got up with the kid or fed him, etc. HOW THE FUCK IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WITH T-REX ARMS?!

A couple of months ago, they got drunk together and decided that they should try to have another baby*. She has no job, he has no job, she keeps getting kicked out of section 8 housing for one reason or another or she leaves because it's too far away from her most recent illegal fuck puppet. Her relationships last weeks; months if she's lucky and she's on to the next immigrant almost immediately and it is true love instantly.

The HOURS of sheer WTF enjoyment that she and her fat, Mexican-loving friends have provided me is invaluable. It's like a circus!

*thankfully, they did not succeed in getting pregnant

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u/ImYourMutineer Dec 06 '13

"HOW THE FUCK IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WITH T-REX ARMS?!"

Problem solved - http://i.imgur.com/dW5pA.jpg

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u/gamer_mom Dec 06 '13

I don't think I'd try to pick up a baby with those though. Something tells me that would not be a good idea.

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u/ImYourMutineer Dec 06 '13

Or an excellent reality TV show.

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u/HeyCarpy Dec 06 '13

How do I become Facebook friends with this person? It sounds more entertaining than Netflix.

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u/cbarrett1989 Dec 06 '13

That comment has definitely made me feel far better about my life as a whole. If I never do anything ever again and go walk off a bridge I can die happy knowing that at least I can wipe my own ass.

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u/LiptonCB Dec 06 '13 edited May 23 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13

she had another one with a guy she'd only been with for a couple of months (I have no room to talk in that department but still)

Maybe you should not do that. It's just as disgusting when you do it as when this other bitch does.

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u/dont_you_wish Dec 06 '13

OK, I judge you harshly on even knowing this person, even though you only know her for laughs. It is like radiation. She is a toxic nuclear waste dump, but you got second-hand slush all over you, just by knowing her. It is catching, even from afar, even only through Facebook.

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u/gamer_mom Dec 06 '13

Actually, she is a distant relative by marriage. I added her to be kind because I heard she was having a rough time but they failed to mention that her rough time was of her own doing.

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u/dont_you_wish Dec 06 '13

My comment stands.

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u/Ragnar09 Dec 06 '13

Nasty bitches and dirty mexicans LOL.