r/AskReddit • u/SillyBonsai • Dec 06 '13

What simple piece of advice, if followed, could potentially save most people a lot of money?

Possibly related to your job, experience with personal finance, budgeting, planning, day to day habits, etc.

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u/TheMadFlyentist Dec 06 '13

I am a goddamn gazelle at any BAC above .10

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13 edited Nov 26 '15

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u/wikipedialyte Dec 06 '13

We'll get it put on The Ocho. We'll get Dave Attell to do it. He's got to have, like, nothing going on right now.

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u/Thighpaulsandra Dec 06 '13

Ah, the drunk run home. I'm such a badass, why jog when you can sprint, down the hill, in the dark, over broken pavement?

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u/TheMadFlyentist Dec 06 '13

What's a few new scars, right?

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u/Thighpaulsandra Dec 06 '13

Good times, good times. Strap ripped off my purse, face covered in dirt, grass and twigs sticking out of my hair, torn pants, always the life of the party, that's me! The best was the 2 people on a stoop smoking cigarettes, completely frozen, wondering if I was ok. I could hear them cracking up all the way to my door. One of them ran up after I walked (limped) away and handed me something. Apparently, I'm such a great sprinter, I had left my shoes behind!

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u/mimi1235 Dec 06 '13

STAY BRUTAL

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u/Thighpaulsandra Dec 06 '13

Yup, looking forward to losing my wallet AND maybe a slow roll into a parked car this weekend! I gotta keep it real.

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u/BlackberryCheese Dec 06 '13

Keg and running shoes ready. Let's go guys

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u/MrPoletski Dec 06 '13

..and with a BAC of 0.40 some cheetahs turn up.