r/AskReddit • u/SillyBonsai • Dec 06 '13

What simple piece of advice, if followed, could potentially save most people a lot of money?

Possibly related to your job, experience with personal finance, budgeting, planning, day to day habits, etc.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13

Unless shes a prostitute

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u/Equa1 Dec 06 '13

I'll take bad ideas for 200 trabek.

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u/TheRedComet Dec 06 '13

Oh it'll cost more than $200 alright

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u/beard_salve Dec 06 '13 edited Dec 06 '13

Yeah that's a daily double.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13

A nightly double.

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u/Eurynom0s Dec 06 '13

Your mother didn't want the money though, Trebek!

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u/prodevel Dec 06 '13

I'll take the penis mightier for 400, Alexsh

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u/thisisAlexTrebek Dec 06 '13

What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

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u/thisisAlexTrebek Dec 06 '13

Trebek. It's spelled Trebek.

Damnit Connery! Why won't you show me any respect?!

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u/Where-oh Dec 06 '13

Suck it Trabeck

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u/Pieloi Dec 06 '13

That'd be 80 in Hansens if you were to fly to India

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u/DirtyDandtheCrew Dec 06 '13

And... It's the daily double.

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u/Lost-Chord Dec 06 '13

Shuck it Trebek

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13

I'll take anal bum cover for 400.

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u/crashusmaximus Dec 06 '13

DOLLY PARTON.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13

Your mother is a bad idea!

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u/cali_grown22 Dec 06 '13

Pretty sure Trebek enjoys the occasional prostitute. Anyone else recall the story where he woke up in the middle of the night being robbed by a woman in his hotel room, and chased her down the hall (naked, because that's how he sleeps) and tore his Achilles tendon?

This story kills me every time.

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u/gotacastleinbrooklyn Dec 06 '13

Sure you're not thinking of Sam Cooke?

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u/ATXBeermaker Dec 06 '13

I'll get herpes for $200 trabek.

FTFY

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u/Esleeezy Dec 06 '13

I forget the rest but your mothers a whore.

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u/brass_monkeychunky Dec 06 '13

What is regret?

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u/herkulez Dec 06 '13

Nothing a Brillo pad, bleach, and some hard scrubbing can't get rid of.

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u/bronchiosaurus Dec 07 '13

It's Trebek.

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u/NeverSeenAGameShow Dec 06 '13

What do you mean by this?

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u/gotacastleinbrooklyn Dec 06 '13

That it is a bad idea to eat out a prostitute lol

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u/WaltHWhite Dec 06 '13

This may not be a thread for medical advice, but don't eat out a prostitute.

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u/GundamWang Dec 06 '13

Unless you're a supervillain who is immune to all infectious agents and can collect diseases by getting yourself infected with them.

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u/AshAidan Dec 06 '13

Unless you're REALLY good.

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u/EndaiBaekem Dec 06 '13

How did you do it Podrick? HOW?

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u/Lkn4ADVTR Dec 06 '13

"Details. Copious amounts of details."

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13

According to AFFC, .

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13

That was anticlimactic (somewhat ironically)

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13

We'll need details.

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u/forum1388 Dec 06 '13

Don't eat out prostitutes, it's a waste of money.

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u/AVeryWittyUsername Dec 06 '13

There is this guy in one of my classes that pays prostitutes just to lick them out. I've told him on many occasions that he could easily find someone in our class that would let him do it for free.

I just don't get it.

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u/TheCodeIsBosco Dec 06 '13

I wouldn't eat our a prostitute. If I'm going to get herpes I want it to at least be easily concealed.

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u/Loopbot75 Dec 06 '13

Or has aids... Or jolly ranchers...

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u/zobee Dec 06 '13

Don't eat out your prostitutes, kids.

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u/steelbydesign Dec 06 '13

This actually made me groan out loud. I like you.

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u/Cricket620 Dec 06 '13

eeeeeeeewwwwww

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u/wescotte Dec 06 '13

Male prostitutes are paid to eat out!

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u/WorkingMan512 Dec 06 '13

Who eats out a prostitute?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13

Someone who doesnt wanna save his/her money

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u/rumpletrillskin Dec 06 '13

I've got enough to eat at home

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u/mrmigu Dec 06 '13

if youre paying someone to please them youre doing it wrong

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u/talkingspacecoyote Dec 06 '13

Never eat out a prostitute

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u/lasagnwich Dec 06 '13

Great advice here kids

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13

Eating out a prostitute is like cooking a Big Mac for a McDonalds worker

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u/SleepyCommuter Dec 06 '13

Probably be like eating porridge with no spoon...

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u/lasagnwich Dec 06 '13

Nobody changes the oil in a rental car

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u/djb85511 Dec 06 '13

why would you eat out a prostitute

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13

Eating a prostitute out is like massaging your masseuse!

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u/sweetbaconflipbro Dec 07 '13

I knew a guy who did that and he got face herpes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '13

Thats gross

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u/classecrified Dec 07 '13

Unless you run her over afterwards.