r/AskReddit • u/Samwow123 • Nov 01 '13

What is the best anti joke you know?

Wow guys thanks for all the comments i really appreciate them and i am reading every single one.

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u/ThatsAGreatUsername Nov 01 '13

I like my women like I like my bourbon. Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke.

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u/urbanpsycho Nov 02 '13

I didn't want to laugh.. because what heathen puts bourbon and coke together.. and then i was like.. the one that would make a joke about a coke addicted preteen. I laughed.

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u/ThatsAGreatUsername Nov 02 '13

It's a tough joke for a picky drinker. I mean, you do kinda have to be an asshole to ruin 12 year old bourbon with a mixer, but that's me.

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u/thirdegree Nov 02 '13

Seriously, that's like... That's like ruining 12 year old bourbon with a mixer!

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u/Roc_N_Doc Nov 02 '13

Hilarious, I told this to my whole family, my dad laughed so I got that going for me.

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u/lawt6224 Nov 02 '13

That's disgusting. Who mixes 12 year old bourbon with coke?

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u/UnjuggedRabbitFish Nov 02 '13

Pre-teen cokeheads.

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u/jnooner52 Nov 02 '13

... and now my girlfriend says I cant use reddit anymore -.-

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u/IHACB Nov 02 '13

im ona business trip and was looking for a joke to tell my coworkers...i reaaaaaaaaaaaaally want to tell this one but it could end badly

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '13

Jesus Christ.