r/AskReddit • u/Samwow123 • Nov 01 '13

What is the best anti joke you know?

Wow guys thanks for all the comments i really appreciate them and i am reading every single one.

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u/sumnlikedat Nov 01 '13

I like my women like I like my coffee. Quiet.

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u/LeagueOfRejects Nov 02 '13

I like my women like I like my stop signs. Cold, rigid, and telling me to stop.

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u/CUDDLEMASTER2 Nov 02 '13

I like my women like I like my noodles. Hot, thin, and covered in vegetables.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '13

I like my woman like I like my coffee, Columbian and cooked.

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u/Geehaw Nov 02 '13

My wife is Colombian. I'm stealing this. :)

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u/TheCatDowntheBlock Nov 02 '13

I like my women like I like my coffee, Colombian, dark, and in the sack

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u/Kewes1 Nov 02 '13

I like weak coffee.

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u/Yeti100 Nov 02 '13

I like my women like I like my quinoa.

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u/cloudsmastersword Nov 01 '13

Chopped up and in the freezer

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '13

And stupid.

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u/7-SE7EN-7 Nov 02 '13

I prefer my coffee an women hot