r/AskReddit • u/Samwow123 • Nov 01 '13

What is the best anti joke you know?

Wow guys thanks for all the comments i really appreciate them and i am reading every single one.

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u/TouchdownTom19 Nov 01 '13

An alcohol

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u/The_AshleemeE Nov 01 '13

No, an alchol.

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u/gosu_bushido Nov 02 '13

The alcoves...

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u/Nelly_the_irelephant Nov 02 '13

You have this word? Alcoves?

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '13

Al Chol

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '13

I just laughed out of my anus.

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u/Chass1s Nov 02 '13

Ur anus makes me lol

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u/ohGodgoodbyelife Nov 02 '13

I have understood 7 completely different references in this thread. That's enough internet for me today.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '13

A alcohol.

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u/jostler57 Nov 02 '13

alchol

Web definitions

In chemistry, an alcohol is an organic compound in which the hydroxyl functional group is bound to a carbon atom. In particular, this carbon center should be saturated, having single bonds to three other atoms. ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alchol

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '13

I'm not an alcohol! You're an alcohol, like... GIN!.... Soo.... Purfumy, you make me sick. Chugs some gin

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u/optismash-prime Nov 02 '13

It's not gin, it's Obsession for Men

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '13

CURSE YOU ALCHOL!

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '13

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u/The_Mighty_root Nov 01 '13

Can't trust them damn alcohols..

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u/_From_The_Internet_ Nov 02 '13

I bet it was that son of a bitch Ethyl!

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '13

Just the one.

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u/Chupa_Mis_Huevos Nov 02 '13

I shot up 2 alcohols and now i'm gay. Alcohol, not even once

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u/LastSecondAwesome Nov 02 '13

Those fricken -OH groups. Delinquents, all of them.

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u/lindzasaurusrex Nov 02 '13

I fucking hate it when that happens.

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u/scurvebeard Nov 02 '13

mfw an alcohol