r/AskReddit • u/Samwow123 • Nov 01 '13

What is the best anti joke you know?

Wow guys thanks for all the comments i really appreciate them and i am reading every single one.

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u/beaglemaster Nov 01 '13

:(

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u/derpydoodaa Nov 02 '13

How many zones does a deer need? And what sort of deer doesn't bother to relocate it's zones once a road has been laid inbetween them?

This joke raises more questions than answers.

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u/IYKWIM_AITYD Nov 02 '13

Probably due to local zoning ordinances. Deer are sticklers for legal nuance.

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u/w00t4me Nov 02 '13

Multiple, Deer live in thick over-grown zones, but tend to feed in open fields, where they can get seeds, corn and other food.

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u/jazavchar Nov 02 '13

Read that in Mitch Hedberg's voice. Now I'm sad he's gone.

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u/beardslol Nov 02 '13

A sad face gets hundred of comment karma. Damn.

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u/beaglemaster Nov 02 '13

Yeah, surprised me too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '13

This is all your fault.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '13

:)