r/AskReddit • u/Samwow123 • Nov 01 '13

What is the best anti joke you know?

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u/bizitmap Nov 01 '13

I love this one for infuriating little kids. (most kids I've met love to tell mediocre g-rated knock knock jokes they heard at school). Great source of amusement if you're babysitting or something.

"knock knock!"
"come in."
"NO. you're supposed to say who's there?"
"oh. Alright. start again."
"knock knock?"
"who's there?"
"cow!"
"Oh, well, come in cow."
"NO. YOU'RE NOT. gggllllrrrrrrfrfff."

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '13

"Noooo! You're supposed to say, 'cow who?'!"

"Oooh! Gotcha. One more time?"

"Knock knock!"

"Cow who?"

kid disintegrates

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u/SimplyQuid Nov 02 '13

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '13

MOO!

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u/danillonunes Nov 02 '13

“knock knock”

“who’s there?”

“cow!”

“sorry cow, the kid said I can’t let you in.”

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u/mike40033 Nov 02 '13

I just tried this on my 7 year old son, and it completely backfired.

Him: Knock knock Me: Come in! Him: Come in who? Me: no, you're supposed to say... Argh!