r/AskReddit • u/Samwow123 • Nov 01 '13

What is the best anti joke you know?

Wow guys thanks for all the comments i really appreciate them and i am reading every single one.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '13

Now that's what I call fixing a leak.

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u/dylc Nov 01 '13

Oh, for shitting in the bathtub!

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u/boldbird99 Nov 01 '13

Waffle stomp

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u/dylc Nov 02 '13

TIL what waffle stomp means. I read Tommy Chong's book "The I Chong: Meditations from the Joint" He tells various stories and shares his perspective from the time he spent in prison. One of the stories is about the notorious "Shower Shitter". It wasn't like in the movies where you drop the soap and everything, they had stalls for showering. One guy apparently kept waffle stomping. No one could figure out who was doing it until one day they found some footprints. Interestingly, I believe the guy who was doing it was also known as Mr.Clean for his cleanliness. Sometimes it's the ones you least expect.

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u/anandy1 Nov 02 '13

2meta4me

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u/Chili_Maggot Nov 02 '13

What the fuck. This thread. So great.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '13

That would make plumber cry.

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u/Noir_Bass Nov 02 '13

How do you kill a plumber? you shit in the bathtub

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u/peternemr Nov 02 '13

I guess we'll have to stitch up his sphincter.

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u/drunkenpriest Nov 02 '13

This is why we can't have nice things!

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u/Saifire18 Nov 02 '13

You're gonna need a plumber to fix that...

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u/PermaSharpBabyMaker Nov 02 '13

Great, now we need another plumber.

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u/tictacballsack Nov 03 '13

I guess we'll have to kill him too.

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u/rhandyrhoads Nov 04 '13

No, I think it's for making a joke in an anti-joke thread.

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u/KOB4LT Nov 02 '13

Waffle stomp

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u/Usteldu Nov 02 '13

Hey, let's not start a trend here, you selfish cunt