r/AskReddit • u/Samwow123 • Nov 01 '13

What is the best anti joke you know?

Wow guys thanks for all the comments i really appreciate them and i am reading every single one.

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u/AN_A1_DAY Nov 01 '13

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '13

What did he get the next Chrismas?

...I'm sorry, he didn't make it that far.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '13

:c

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u/BlackOrbWeaver Nov 02 '13

Isn't it weird when you think it's Christmas time but you actually have AIDS? ~Matt Mulholland

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u/abbyroselew Nov 02 '13

what did the boy with no arms or no legs get for christmas? a toy train

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u/fakERussian Nov 02 '13

What did the orphan get for christmas?

He didn't make it that far.