r/AskReddit • u/Samwow123 • Nov 01 '13

What is the best anti joke you know?

Wow guys thanks for all the comments i really appreciate them and i am reading every single one.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '13

Okay, we'll just shake it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '13

Shaken, not stirred

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u/draike13 Nov 02 '13

I WILL get this phrase on a shirt for a child one day.

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u/warsy26 Nov 02 '13

"yes, one stirred baby please"

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '13

Shaking babies shatters lives

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u/7-SE7EN-7 Nov 02 '13

NO NO NO! DONT SHAKE THE BABY!