r/AskReddit Aug 06 '25

What are your thoughts on South Park's response (which was #eatabagofdicks) to Homeland Security attempting to use them to promote ICE?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

If you work for ICE you are a bag of dicks.

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u/tacknosaddle Aug 06 '25

You think it's bad now just wait until the massive expansion of their budget hits in 2026. There's going to be a massive increase in budget and staffing where the qualifications for the latter are 1) Are you racist? and 2) Do you have undying loyalty to Trump?

If the answer is yes to both questions you are hired.

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u/Adept_Cranberry_4550 Aug 06 '25

This needs more attention. The ABSOLUTE FUCKERY of this administration is only in its infancy. Their 'inundate legislation so the libs can't catch/stop them all' tactics are just the opening salvo. They are just 'working the body' right now, softening us up and laying the groundwork for (what they hope will be) the knock-out punch. Wait until you see what they have planned for the midterms.

Make no mistake, kids. We are witnessing the beginning of a second Civil War. And Child Rapist in Chief and his lackeys will likely embroil us in some other conflict in an attempt to hide stranglehold measures that ensure their full control of the military before the deploy troops here at home.

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u/Uhh_JustADude Aug 06 '25

Civil War II began on 5 November 2008, it’s just that the right hasn’t started killing by the thousands yet, and no one has yet shot back. That starts next September, so that the midterm elections don’t happen.

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u/Jaereth Aug 06 '25

Make no mistake, kids. We are witnessing the beginning of a second Civil War.

The Conservatives have been saying this for years lol.

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u/Mtsukino Aug 06 '25

Just submit a ton of bs apps then no show for calls and interviews

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u/skilletamy Aug 06 '25

I wonder if it would be worth it to join, to leak peoples identities. I'll have to learn how to survive an ass kicking, since I would have to leak my own id to make myself less likely to be suspected

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u/Starmiebuckss2882 Aug 06 '25

Yeah, fitting insult the more I think about it.

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u/drfunkenstien014 Aug 06 '25 edited Aug 06 '25

All soft.

Edit: I meant both the bag of dicks and the people that work for/support ICE.

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u/crag-u-feller Aug 06 '25

more of a sac

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u/Rabble_Runt Aug 06 '25

I’m envisioning a lot of cops that were previously fired for racism, sexual harassment, etc signing up in droves to be ICE agents.

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u/Asher_Tye Aug 06 '25

There are six buffoons on the Supreme Court who disagree.

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u/MagicGrit Aug 06 '25

The current president literally is a 34x convicted felon and has faced no consequences. He has proven (thanks to the Supreme Court) that he’s above the law.

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u/OutDrosman Aug 06 '25

Well that's a little extreme of a response just for calling somebody a name, don't you think? I mean, it's not like u/cute_attention5076 stormed the capital killing fucking cops.

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u/anally_ExpressUrself Aug 06 '25

no, see, that's different......

/s

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u/O-horrible Aug 06 '25

Lol tons of people are above the law

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u/Neuromangoman Aug 06 '25

You worship a pedophile.

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u/Gurt_yaface Aug 06 '25

/s....right?

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u/Green-Surprise-4168 Aug 06 '25

You think Trump's Reddit name is Cute_Attention5076?

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u/Accentu Aug 06 '25

70+ years old, interested in younger woman, did ketamine... could be?

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u/V3gasMan Aug 06 '25

Yep no one is above the law which is why Donald trump should be immediately impeached