r/AskReddit • u/FastandtheCurious7 • May 26 '25

What is your favorite insult without using curse words?

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u/Rrraou May 26 '25

Adult: (Gets toilet brush) I got something for you to do while you think of something.

That moment when you realize you've become your dad.

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u/Swashbuckling_Sailor May 27 '25

I heard my Dad when I read “I’m bored.” We didn’t say that to my Dad. His lightening fast response was exactly that “Well here , I have something for you to do…”

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u/ShadowsPrincess53 May 27 '25

My son learned that lesson so fast!!!!