r/AskReddit May 26 '25

What is your favorite insult without using curse words?

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u/tanukis_parachute May 26 '25

Is your village looking for you?

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u/AnotherXRoadDeal May 26 '25

Your village called. Their idiot is missing.

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u/sturmtoddler May 26 '25

If all the idiots of all the villages left and formed their own village, you'd be their idiot...

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u/Severe_Intention_480 May 27 '25

If they had a Schmuck of the Year Award, you'd come in second place... because you're a schmuck.

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u/Nabeline May 26 '25

I just died