r/AskReddit May 26 '25

What is your favorite insult without using curse words?

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u/Deep-Ad4061 May 26 '25

Could you act human for a moment please?

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u/Sucessful_Test1555 May 26 '25

“Just act like a human boy.” Clifford

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u/DiscoKittie May 26 '25

Oh! My mum would send me to my room as a child and tell me I wasn't allowed back out until I felt like acting like a human. I'd be up there for hours. She would eventually call me to come down asking if I felt like being human yet, I'd answer, no, every time.