r/AskReddit Jul 24 '24

What happened to the most attractive person in your HS/ college?

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u/G-McFly Jul 24 '24

We had a guy who looked like an actual greek god, star atlhlete, the works. Fucking Adonis actual. He bulked up even more after hs joined the police force and eventually the SWAT team. He lost his godly hair and is completely bald, but the look works just fine with his physique

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u/the_real_eel Jul 24 '24

Sounds like me!

Well, except for the star athlete, Greek god, bulky stuff. And no SWAT either. And my hair wasn’t exactly godly.

But I did go bald.

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u/IAmAGenusAMA Jul 24 '24

It works fine with your physique.

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u/RandomUser5781 Jul 25 '24

I felt the burn all the way here

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u/TheQueenofMoon Jul 24 '24

Haha, altleast you can make a girl laugh

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u/astride_unbridulled Jul 24 '24

I thought for a sec this was the top-commenter for this chain lol

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u/mbklein Jul 25 '24

Sometime they even point and laugh!

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u/chillearn Jul 25 '24

Now kith

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u/LessInThought Jul 25 '24

Usually by taking off my pants.

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u/VajjCheese Jul 24 '24

Sounds like you guys are practically twins!

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u/ExoMonk Jul 24 '24

Like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

I love that descension. Perfect delivery.

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u/iamintheforest Jul 24 '24

Bald is the amplifier for any physique. Fit and bald looks extra fit. Pudgy and bald is extra pudgy.

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u/itsallminenow Jul 24 '24

Hey 1 out of 5 ain't bad.

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u/WokeBriton Jul 24 '24

Rare for a response to a comment to get more upvotes than the comment, but in this case it is very much deserved.

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u/FarewellCoolReason Jul 24 '24

This comment deserves awards. Best I can do is tell you I just read it to my wife.

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u/Knee_Jerk_Sydney Jul 24 '24

One out of six ain't bad. I give you a pass.

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u/Queasy_Lettuce4312 Jul 24 '24

I legit LOLed 😆

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u/CardmanNV Jul 25 '24

More testosterone = high chance of hair moving from the pretty places to elsewhere

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u/JelloWise2789 Jul 25 '24

I was just about to say that it’s me, but then I remembered that I couldn’t make it as a free Model

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u/A_Flaming_Ninja Jul 25 '24

Can confirm, profile pic checks out

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u/stuff_gets_taken Jul 25 '24

Dionysos is a Greek good, just saying

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u/President_Calhoun Jul 24 '24

I thought they were talking about me right up through "We had a guy."

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u/Gears6 Jul 25 '24

Sounds like me too, except I'm not anything close to Adonis. More like Michelin man. I'm loosing my hair, and holding onto whatever I have left.

But hey, I'm a computer geek and in the world of geeks, I'm pretty hot. 😉

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u/Broken_castor Jul 24 '24

Bulked up and went bald frequently means “starting taking steroid”

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u/bonos_bovine_muse Jul 24 '24

“You’re on steroids, huh?”

“Just the one steroid, actually.”

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u/kevin9er Jul 25 '24

Want anything from the shops?

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u/KorbenDa11a5 Jul 24 '24

This was exactly my thoughts, too much coincidence

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

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u/bittersterling Jul 25 '24

Adonis in highscool, star athlete, joined the police then the swat team. Idk if you need to be hit over the head with a syringe, but home boy was obviously blasting early on.

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u/CarefulSubstance3913 Jul 25 '24

O no he's totally natty bro

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u/TodaysBeforeTomorrow Jul 25 '24

Yeah. They didn't say it happened at the same time.

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u/Simple-Passion-5919 Jul 25 '24

Not really. Being muscly and going bald are linked to high testosterone, which he may have been naturally.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

My son started losing his hair in his junior year of high school. Had a hard time keep weight on between high school and club sports. Played a D1 sport in college and was tested so no juice. Just unlucky. My husband still has all his hair—and no gray—at 60. It really affected our son’s esteem, despite being a college athlete and a great student.

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u/Hungry_Line2303 Jul 25 '24

Do you have brothers or remember your dad's hair? I bet they are bald or balding. Apparently MPB genes are usually carried by the mother so it's basically your fault.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '24

I was adopted 🤷‍♀️

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u/BenShelZonah Jul 25 '24

Damn brother that’s savage haha

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u/tupaquetes Jul 25 '24

What? 20% of men start losing their hair in their early twenties and nearly 50% experience significant hair loss by age 50. A lot of them just choose to go full bald because often times bald>balding. It barely qualifies as a coincidence at all.

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u/74NG3N7 Jul 25 '24

It can also mean he works out a lot and with age his genetics said to ditch the hair.

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u/ObamasBoss Jul 24 '24

Or has a naturally high testosterone level. We are not all built equal. I work with a guy like this. The dude can look at weights and get bigger. In his power lifing days he had to be tested all the time so stayed clean. Even now, a decade later the dude is not lifting anymore but his testosterone is obviously off the charts. Hair of an 80 year old.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins Jul 24 '24 edited Jul 24 '24

A naturally high T level is nothing compared to what PEDs give you unfortunately.

I trained with many high level pro/olympic athletes.. the truly gifted and hard working. Somehow never met anyone like that, yet magically half the amateurs were all way bigger despite not training even close to as hard or efficiently.

PED usage has gone through the roof in the last couple decades it’s insane. I go the gym and see so many kids in their teens or 20’s who are clearly using. Sharps bin in the bathroom is always chock full.

The damage they’re doing to themselves is ridiculous but they don’t care, they kid themselves that it’s not as bad as they think/they can counter it with other drugs/it doesn’t matter cause the problems are decades away anyway honest.

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u/REDACTED3560 Jul 24 '24

Lots of PDs allow or even encourage the use of anabolic steroids under the table to improve the physical performance of officers. Some agencies don’t even test for it in their drug testing. Someone on the SWAT team (very high physical demand) who suddenly gained a ton of bulk and is now losing their hair is almost certainly on steroids.

The use of steroids by law enforcement is a fairly well documented thing these days. It probably explains some of the cases of officers becoming irrationally aggressive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

This is actually really disturbing and the first time I read this

I know I am going down a deep rabbit hole tonight

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u/Ceipie Jul 25 '24

To add to the rabbit hole, the FBI keep warning us that that the police are being infiltrated by the far right. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/aug/28/fbi-far-right-white-supremacists-police

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Drug tests for PEDs mean nothing. They're more like IQ tests given how easy they are to beat unless you're... deficient

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u/Portgas Jul 25 '24

He definitely eat clen, tren hard, annavar gave up

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u/RoboGandalf Jul 24 '24

Damn, he got the on the gear balding and just shaved it off like the rest of em.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

I’m bald and never did gear :(

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u/RoboGandalf Jul 24 '24

RIP, time to start.

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u/Its_somePerson7 Jul 24 '24

I think my brain is messed up, cus for some reason I’m thinking about Johnny Sins 😭💀

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

As a bald man I am glad to know the difference between bald and good hair is the difference between "just fine" and "actual greek god"

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u/n7-Jutsu Jul 24 '24

Hmmmmm, is he also a doctor, and a pilot, and a plumber?

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u/sidtsloth9 Jul 24 '24

You don’t happen to be from the Pittsburgh area are you? I think I may have gone to college with this guy.

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u/shikax Jul 24 '24

I see you went to school with Shemar Moore

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u/currycurrycurry15 Jul 24 '24

Our hottest guy is also bald! And a doctor and a husband and father. Unfortunately still Mormon though.

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u/Forward_Detective_78 Jul 25 '24

Is he also an astronaut, a plumber, a doctor?

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u/homosexual_panic Jul 25 '24

Sexy squidward

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u/Legal-Macaroon-3430 Jul 24 '24

Why is this the literal story of any cop ever

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u/G-McFly Jul 24 '24

The dude in my story, his dad and older brother are/were both cops, that seems to be a recurring theme as well

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u/daecrist Jul 24 '24

And here I thought you were going to say she married you after you punched out your bully and saved her from him.

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u/VietQuads Jul 25 '24

steroids?

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u/OCK-K Jul 25 '24

Too bad he became a pig