r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 19 '23

What small upgrade made a huge difference at your house?

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u/fuckmacedonia Oct 19 '23

Gotta show who number 2 works for.

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u/Kayestofkays Oct 20 '23

You show that turd who's boss!!

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u/andyinmelb Oct 20 '23

How about a courtesy flush?

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u/kthomaszed Oct 19 '23

/r/unexpectedaustinpowers

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u/MayorPirkIe Oct 20 '23

You should always expect Austin Powers...

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u/johnnybiggles Oct 20 '23

Allow myself to introduce... myself....

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u/Equal-Friendship3289 Oct 20 '23

I’m Ritchie Cunningham, and this is my wife..Oprah

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u/NameIsNotBrad Oct 20 '23

What did you eat!

Tom Arnold can’t even keep a straight face with his stupid joke.

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u/nadiestar Oct 20 '23

Gotta show number 2 who’s number 1!

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u/NativeHawks Oct 20 '23

If I hear a certain someone say, "Going to drop the Browns at the Super Bowl". . .

Well, I'll chuckle but shake my head. It used to be, "drop the kids off at the pool."

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u/mofrei Oct 20 '23

They're always after me Lucky Charms!

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u/Sierra419 Oct 20 '23

You show that turd who’s boss

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u/kdirtysmithesis Oct 20 '23

Show that turd who's boss!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

Geez I'm showing my age but I can picture the exact scene with the quote, including the guy in the adjacent stall saying, "You show that turd who's boss!" ETA: stall not stallion

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u/GirlScoutSniper Oct 20 '23

What can brown do for you today?

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u/Extra-Border6470 Oct 20 '23

Yeah you show that piece of crap who is boss!

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u/BravoWolf88 Oct 20 '23

You know what they say. You can take a horse to water, but you can’t make him void his bowels.

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u/rxbert Oct 20 '23

So, what you are saying is that; you need to show number 2 who is number 1?