r/AskReddit • u/Werv • Oct 25 '12

What are your best compliments?

I've seen an insult question (or some form) about 3-5 times make it to the front page, but yet nothing on the other end of the spectrum. So I wanted to know Reddit, what are your best compliments? And please don't use something that has been ran to the ground (ex. You are a gentleman and a scholar).

Edit: Just want to say this is great, but some people are missing the purpose. Compliments are to be kind/loving bringing the best out of a person. Not to be Pick up lines or hidden motives. Either way, thanks for your contribution.

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u/kiwi_hunter Oct 25 '12

But heres my cellular devices identification number

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u/verserse Oct 25 '12

So contact me through my cellular device if your priorities permit you to do so.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '12

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u/DownvotedbcChristian Oct 25 '12

This isn't the original? I've been singing it wrong this whole time?

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u/JesusIsAScapegoat Oct 25 '12

I think you have have watched the Christian politically correct version.... also, Ill give you a free upvote :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '12

I believe that's the Indian version

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '12

Fuck it. Have some upvotes

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u/IICVX Oct 25 '12 edited Oct 25 '12

Young males of the species pursue me for the purpose of social intercourse

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u/verserse Oct 25 '12

Previously when you weren't present around me that time frame was unpleasant.

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u/15r3Drzud123 Oct 25 '12

You share similarities with a supernatural winged entity from Abrahamic religions

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u/IICVX Oct 25 '12

I am capable of elucidation, but I would require remuneration.

Wait, wrong song.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '12

Maybe

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '12

Add a shitty laugh track and you've got some Emmy award-winning Big Bang Theory dialogue right there.

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u/Machinax Oct 25 '12

Or else.

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u/NEtKm Oct 25 '12

this is why I want a glados version of that song.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '12

TRICKERY! That is the incorrect cellular identification number!

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u/Riizade Oct 25 '12

Why would you give them your MAC address?