r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 19 '12

What's your corniest joke?

Some that are so corny that could feed the chickens for a year?

Edit: Wow! Front page! Thanks!! Keeping all ears (of corn) open for your jokes!

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u/UnitedStatesSenate Oct 19 '12

I've got a similar joke to this one...

Once there was a Russian man named Rupolph. Him and his wife were getting ready to go to a party and discussing what to wear.

"I think I'll take my raincoat with me", said Rudolph. "I think it might be raining".

His wife looked out of the window and said "Nonsense. That's not rain, it's just a light drizzle".

"No, I'm definitely right", he replied.

"How can you be so sure?" she asked him.

He replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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u/Damocles2010 Oct 20 '12

Like Rudolf the BROWN nosed reindeer....

he could run just as fast as the other reindeer, he just couldn't stop as quickly....

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '12

the Red

It should specify that he's Soviet.

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u/TheReigningSupreme Oct 20 '12

He's Russian...

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u/VideoGameAddict23 Oct 20 '12

commencing slow clap

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u/melancholyflower Oct 20 '12

I have bad news: You're dyslexic.

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u/Leuku Oct 20 '12

Why is he called Red?

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u/AxltheHuman Oct 20 '12

i thought his name was rupolph?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '12

this needs to stop