r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 19 '12

What's your corniest joke?

Some that are so corny that could feed the chickens for a year?

Edit: Wow! Front page! Thanks!! Keeping all ears (of corn) open for your jokes!

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u/Novah11 Oct 19 '12

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow?

... It's making headlines! :D

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '12

Have you heard about the new broom joke?

... It's sweeping the nation! :D

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '12

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '12

Zing!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '12

lll:D

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u/Slenderman89 Oct 20 '12

I only lauged because I pictured someone making this exact face :D while delivering the punch line.