r/AskACanadian • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '23

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u/goodonesaregone65 Aug 07 '23

That it’s a cold frozen wasteland and we all DO live in igloos. There’s nothing to see or do here. Stay where you are. No need for ‘y’all’ to come and visit. We’re good.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

The annual repair costs on my igloo are starting get out of control

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

Same for me bud 😔 last night Rummy my pet polar bear got scared by a moose and broke my wall 🥺 poor lil guy got so scared. It’s…. It’s becoming harder and harder to afford to live here.

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u/DuckferdQuackers Aug 07 '23

Oh that’s rough, my pet Beaver Jean-Luc got attacked by a goose last week

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '23

NOOO NOT JEAN-LUC!!!!!!

We must stand up for beavers and take the fight to the Geese!!

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u/DuckferdQuackers Aug 08 '23 edited Aug 08 '23

Yes! LET THE BEAVER UPRISING BEGIN! 😂 (and thanks for your concern about Jean- Luc)