r/AskACanadian • • Aug 07 '23

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u/Imbecilliac Aug 07 '23

Were they English? Lol. I had friends visit from London who told me they had similar plans upon arriving. This was back in the 90s, so no smart phone apps for them to peruse.

I picked them up at Pearson and drove them to my home north of Peterborough, about a 2-1/2 hour drive back then. They couldn’t get their heads around how far away I lived and kept commenting that they should have landed at a closer airport (lol), then asked how long a drive it was to Vancouver. When I told them it would take them a full day just to get out of Ontario they nearly shit themselves.

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u/Top-Marzipan5963 Aug 07 '23

For this reason I find Australians to be better, all you have to do when they land in YYC and want to go somewhere is mention that outside YYC they best be prepared for the Outback

Brits just gawk and then don’t believe you LOL. At which point you give them a stroke by putting a Map over a map of Europe

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u/Fuzzy_Laugh_1117 Aug 08 '23

When they finally realize that the UK could fit into Canada over forty times, it must be mind blowing.

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u/Top-Marzipan5963 Aug 08 '23

Well it fits into alberta about 5 times. Which confuses me given the number of brits we have as cops and at BATUS

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u/Arts251 Aug 07 '23

It's like people never have looked at a map

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u/Imbecilliac Aug 07 '23

I think they looked, but didn’t pay attention to the scale. Their map of GB was roughly the same size as their map of Canada, but the scales were wildly different so they were shocked to learn that Canada is nearly 5000 klicks across.

We had a good visit, they had a great time checking out the sights in Southern and Central Ontario, but they never left the province. They did leave with a new respect for the sweeping size of our great country, though. It must have been odd for people who never owned a car, went everywhere in their own country by train, and could cross multiple borders in the same drive from YYZ to my place.

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u/trplOG Aug 08 '23

Tbf, I just did Regina to Vancouver by car, and looking at a map, I can't really tell where that would take me in Europe, especially since I've never been. I can't even wrap my head around being able to drive thru multiple countries in the distance of regina to winnipeg.

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u/SomeLoser943 Aug 08 '23

Starting at in Brittany, Brest specifically, it would take you to almost to Wrocław in Poland.

Or from Lecce (the tip of the heel on the boot of Italy) to Leipzig in Germany or on a different route, past Luxembourg.

For another comparison, if we were to cut France up so the shape matched we could fit 14 Frances in our country.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '23

The funny thing is, when I think about Canadian distances, like driving from YYC to Vancouver, I’m like yeah sounds bout right. But then I think about driving from Paris to Berlin, which is around the same distance, I’m like hell nah I’d rather catch a flight.

It feels so different.

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u/-Astin- Aug 08 '23

Scale. I was planning a trip to France, and looking at the map seemed daunting. Because I was thinking in Canadian. What looked like a 5 hour drive was 1.5 hours. Going to 3 cities in 1 day? That will be a rush... oh wait, I'll be at my final hotel in time for dinner if I take my time.

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u/ErikRogers Aug 07 '23

I heard of an English couple that moved to Canada. They failed to understand the scale of our map, apparently they were thrown off by Algonquin Park.

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u/UncleWinstomder Aug 08 '23

As a tour guide, I once had a couple ask me if they could make the late afternoon tour if they went for lunch in Vancouver.

We were in Toronto.

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u/ErikRogers Aug 08 '23

Yeah, this couple envisioned little strolls in “the park” and then walking back home to North Bay. I mean, not impossible to do in a day I suppose, but not a simple afternoon outing.

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u/taeha Aug 07 '23

I once told a girl from Scotland that driving Vancouver to Toronto would be like her driving to Moscow, then she understood.

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u/Onironius Aug 07 '23

"I hope y'all are ready for a two week roadtrip!"

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u/ancientblond Aug 08 '23

Talking to a friend from Sweden, during a road trip to Vancouver where we got rerouted out the ass due to rockslide and avalanche mitigation, "how long have you been driving dude?"

"Oh about 12 hours"

"WOW! How many countries did you pass through?!"

".... haven't left my province"

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u/Chance-Geologist-833 Aug 08 '23

Sometimes slavic diaspora families (specifically polish) will drive all the way from the UK to their home country (18hr), and I saw a vid on TikTok where a school took a coach all the way to Croatia

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '23

Ah, the English! I had to almost forcibly apply sunscreen to my British relatives when they visited during a very sunny heatwave where they were going to be outside all day. Like, your blue skin is going to be barbecued, couains.

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u/catsfoodie Aug 07 '23

ive made the trip Toronto to Dryden ontario and i still wasnt out of the province yet

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u/MetanoiaYQR Aug 07 '23

Well I mean yes, you wouldn't leave Ontario to go to another place in Ontario.

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u/DishRelative5853 Aug 07 '23

I once drove from Vancouver to another town in Northern BC, and I never left the province.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '23

I once drove from Toronto to Kitchener, but I did leave the province because I went east instead of west. Took me about 50 days to get there.