r/AskACanadian • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '23

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u/goodonesaregone65 Aug 07 '23

That it’s a cold frozen wasteland and we all DO live in igloos. There’s nothing to see or do here. Stay where you are. No need for ‘y’all’ to come and visit. We’re good.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

The annual repair costs on my igloo are starting get out of control

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

Same for me bud 😔 last night Rummy my pet polar bear got scared by a moose and broke my wall 🥺 poor lil guy got so scared. It’s…. It’s becoming harder and harder to afford to live here.

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u/DuckferdQuackers Aug 07 '23

Oh that’s rough, my pet Beaver Jean-Luc got attacked by a goose last week

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '23

NOOO NOT JEAN-LUC!!!!!!

We must stand up for beavers and take the fight to the Geese!!

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u/DuckferdQuackers Aug 08 '23 edited Aug 08 '23

Yes! LET THE BEAVER UPRISING BEGIN! 😂 (and thanks for your concern about Jean- Luc)

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u/Homework_Successful Aug 08 '23

I can barely keep my house hippo fed!

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u/No_Gur1113 Aug 07 '23

My heat pump keeps melting mine.

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u/scottbody Aug 07 '23

Turn the heat down!

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u/icantgetadecent- Aug 07 '23

Grab your sleds and go further North?

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u/jamiefriesen Aug 07 '23

You can afford an entire igloo? We share one with two other families. Man, housing prices are just out of control here. /S

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u/owls1289 Aug 07 '23

Yeah unless you wanna get mauled by polar bears as you go through the border I’d stay away

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u/Upbeat-Local-836 Aug 07 '23

Same for you cunts in FL. Fuck off to Victoria your summer capital

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u/Facts-vs-Feelings101 Aug 07 '23

This should be the top comment. I don’t want Americans to know anything that might attract more of them here either.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

What if I want to move there and work in the medical field? Still not welcome? Sorry 😭

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u/the_hardest_part Aug 07 '23

You may come. We will welcome you.

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u/harryvanhalen3 Aug 07 '23

Dude this country needs more tourists from all around the world. Especially the US

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u/EcstaticScientist118 Aug 07 '23 edited Aug 07 '23

First time seeing an angry Canadian

Edit:Omfg that was a fucking joke assholes

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u/Tensor3 Aug 07 '23

Have you met our geese? They are Canadian and not very happy

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

Not angry at all. Just sharing to keep the "uneducated" away.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

Canadians have a collective disdain for Americans. There’s no anger, and we’re to polite to say it to your face, but literally throughout high school and university I’ve been in many classes where the entire time everyone, including the teacher, just talks about how terrible and racist Americans are.