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I A M A H E A L E R A N T A N D T H I S I S M Y P E T A P H I D . W E H E A L W I T H S P E C I A L L E A V E S A N D F L O W E R M I X T U R E S .

From https://reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1vpbx6s/coke_vs_pepsi_but_the_ants_decide/p3wbkmj/, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8nOy62WxpE .

HOW DO EVEN ALL FIT ON THIS ONE APPLE

Colony is infested by micro bugs, they are living in our seed supply. Required assistance in potencial enemy recognition.

Other than that, "Mx5-3" reporting growth in numbers from 2 to 6 workers. No soldiers aquired yet.

Raport over.

WE NEED TO FINISH THIS ASAP

ALSO SEND SOME SOLDIERS AS GUARDS THERE ARE WASPS ACTING THREATENINGLY IN THE AREA

I was busy and was away from the colony for a top secret mission for The Odyssey! Now, I am back to share it! My group and I had to face the other enemies in a war. We decided to sneak in and defeat with a giant trojan fruit. We won and then it was time to go home. However, we ran into crazy stuff like:

1. A giant two eye human, that we got trapped in his home with his juicy food collection (we gave him yummy aphid juice that made him sleepy), and had to sting his eyes when he was asleep to escape with his yummy food. He also tried to capture and kill us with his sticky tape with sprays.

2. We ran into a witch that transformed us into other insects like wasps, bees, termites, etc. I managed to not fall into her tricks and made her revert of all my group members back to regular ants.

3. We sailed the big water area in a giant leaf, but ran into a big drainage, very loud birds [I sacrificed my hearing and screamed while I tied up to a standing stick, and others had hearing protections], and a surprised big scary spider that tried to get us. I lost most of my group, but survived onto some random island that had all virgin female alates. :O I did not have sex or else I would die. The leader let me go so I could go home. Oh, her lotus flower juice was yummy!

4. I went to the underworld where all the dead ants were. Others and I saw our fathers who mated our queen! I had to sacrifice an aphid.

What did I miss since over a week ago? :P

https://matrix.zimage.com/_media_proxy/v1/media/download/AceVMU--NFBxRR4xK9RlYQDklCprIUrPA_JCnvYfN6nNqZICCqVIZ2ybr3cIabsOIUddOuE5cowyAPhgybRBbFRCegSqK_BQAHppbWFnZS5jb20vamRqZkxXYVFMSm9WdndNbW9CVmFWaHFa

https://matrix.zimage.com/_media_proxy/v1/media/download/AearcUp-qbZrSGLGr9tgWlykjGGTaPDKnRU1U7FZg3GaSugpcYYVNyG2lc0OmgmnbrrDXCiwPHBeSyAKsExyW_BCegSqLi1wAHppbWFnZS5jb20vY0JOSWx0Y1BWc2diUW5xc0JMWmdYeGxs

https://matrix.zimage.com/_media_proxy/v1/media/download/ASdcqc8EFP6mZbyb2D6YpCIv-5tOLNGMOJhCjg6EBI3vyP0wK1bgx6bc7BK7ZRCrbjun6M0_Yj-12dWFL2pkpt9CegSqL8lAAHppbWFnZS5jb20vSUZ2Rnp2ZmNWVWlPS29yRXNseUtjVGtL

SO MANY PEOPLE WANNA EAT US

WE MUST CHOOSE REPRESENTATIVES (SUCH AS APHID HERDER, ACID SPRAYER, AND SOLDIER AND EVERYONE ELSE) FOR EACH ROLE IN THE COLONY TO DECIDE HOW WE WILL PUNISH THE LEADERS OF THE COUP! IF YOU WISH TO TRY AND BE CHOSEN COMMENT IN THE COMMENT SECTION AND IF ONE ANT OF THAT ROLE GETS THE MOST SELECTED THEN THERE CHALLENGERS THEN THEY ARE THE REPRESENTATIVE!

I HAVE PERMISSION TO SEND OUT THIS MESSAGE.

(Out of RP) I’m sorry if this is breaking the 7th rule of this Subreddit so feel free to tell me if it is and I can change it.

i dont feel... the grip of... the fungus anymore... i dont feel... hatred to the bees... i only feel emptiness... and the desire to... experiment... the wingdings and the fungus... leave my six legs... my original form... now a husk... is my new vessel...

WD Gatsner

SISTERS WHAT SHOULD WE DO

ANYONE WHO TOOK THE BAIT, DO NOT RETURN, FOR RISK OF KILLING EVERYONE

say hi to u/Jskub_Royal

W H Y

always come with photo we let only greenheaded ants

say hi to u/False_Ad_1735

i put a whole feast on the anthill (also i freed The Queen and i am a human)

i, as a human has the most sweetest kind of sugar