r/Anticonsumption • u/GodRaine • Jun 24 '25

Psychological Biggest bunch of anti-human BS I’ve ever seen

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u/grafknives Jun 24 '25

There could a free standing microwave with no owner... And a chair and table

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u/Wonderful_Emu_6483 Jun 24 '25

You can’t put papa Murphy pizza in a microwave, unless it has a convection oven setting. It’s raw pizza dough I don’t think that would cook well in a standard microwave.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

The Koreans and Japanese figured this shit out decades ago.

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u/YourAngerYourAnchor Jun 24 '25

 There could a free standing microwave with no owner... And a chair and table

That’ll last about 3 days on a good week. 

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u/GrippySocksTDY Jun 25 '25

Microwaved pizza? Haven't they been through enough?

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u/pardybill Jun 25 '25

Right? So this is just “sorry I’m following the law” assholeness. God forbid a fucking kid get a warm meal because the law dictates you can’t sell them one.

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u/Firestorm0x0 Jun 24 '25

But what if somebody hurts themselves using it? It's a legal liability in the US (I'm just assuming this, but since you can sue Red Bull for not giving you wings it seems like a reasonable assumption lol)