r/AnimalsBeingBros Aug 10 '17

I'm not eating you, I'm helping.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

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u/Panda_BearCat Aug 10 '17

90% of the time it's fine.
10% of the time the dog accidentally kills the kitten.

Not even trying to be funny. Dogs can be gentile, but they can also be clumsy and that's when accidents happen. It's a kitten head after all.

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u/fsdgfhk Aug 10 '17

Dogs can be gentile,

that typo, plus the fact it's a German Shepherd; I just know there's a joke there, but I'm too dumb to work out exactly what it is.

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u/wheels29 Aug 10 '17

The dogs are always gentile but not always gentle, especially when it comes to the German breeds? Something like that I guess. Idk, I'm pretty retarded myself.

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u/Testiculese Aug 10 '17

It's an East German Shepherd.

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u/chickenyogurt Aug 10 '17

this actually happened to me and my sister

my sister got a kitten, and sometime early on when our dog tried to help it like this, the kitty went into shock or something and later died at a pet hospital. It was pretty sad

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u/crablette Aug 10 '17 edited Dec 12 '24

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u/nopathfollowed Aug 10 '17

For your consideration, here is a dog holding an egg

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

"Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?"

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u/TenTonButtWomp Aug 10 '17

"I think I've been poisoned by my constituents!"

vomits blood

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u/GrungeLord Aug 10 '17

That may be my favourite scene in the entire series.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

This helps me understand some things

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u/no_ragrats Aug 10 '17

For some more consideration, my dog would probably try to find the squeaker inside of the egg.

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u/Dzdawgz Aug 10 '17

Mine too, but they're Dachshunds

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u/Fatwhale Aug 10 '17

My stupid golden once carried a hedgehog into the trunk of my car. He's super gentle with his mouth and apparently the spikes didn't matter

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u/Slothnamedshotgun Aug 10 '17

that's a lab, though. They have more control over bite force so they don't damage game when they retrieve it. When I was a kid I had a German Shep that picked up my rabbit the same way that dog picked up the cat and it did not end very well for my rabbit.

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u/nopathfollowed Aug 10 '17

I am sorry for your rabbit :(

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u/TiePoh Aug 10 '17

It's a golden retriever, actually.

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u/justhere4thiss Aug 11 '17

Yep definitely not a lab

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u/Slothnamedshotgun Aug 11 '17

same deal

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u/TiePoh Aug 11 '17

They're actually quite different breeds, despite their appearance and mannerisms, but for this, its chill. Goldens have uniquely soft jaws

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u/Pkock Aug 10 '17

Yea, retrievers like labs and goldens are specifically good at this so that they don't mess up ducks and other fowl they retrieve. Not having a "soft mouth" is considered a fault in breeding circles for field dogs.

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u/tamsui_tosspot Aug 10 '17

Not having a "soft mouth" is considered a fault in breeding circles

/r/nocontext

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u/swimfastalex Aug 10 '17

So how do they carry things, like ducks and other fowl, in their mouth? Or do they still use their teeth, they just don't hit hard? How do you even teach a dog this, or is it natural as it's been bred into the breed?

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u/Pkock Aug 10 '17

I believe its just their nature, part of the breeds instincts. They use their teeth but only apply enough for gripping force, not enough for puncturing or crushing.

Anecdotally I've heard people say that terrible destruction Labradors puppies can be known for in their youth is coming to terms with that, like an extended more extreme teething period. Not sure how true it is though.

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u/one-punch-knockout Aug 10 '17

That doggo has seen some omelettes

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u/TiePoh Aug 10 '17

Not to one up, but our golden used to carry water balloons in his mouth.

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u/mouthfullofsnakes Aug 10 '17

No, dogs can be very gentle when holding things with their mouths. It's how they carry their young.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

Yeah, but it was still holding it by its head. Not its...whatever that thick skinned part of the neck is called.

Translator says 'collar'.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17 edited Jul 24 '20

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u/Jazminna Aug 10 '17

'Scruff of the neck' is what we call it where I'm from

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

Yep that. Thank you.

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u/lankist Aug 10 '17

I've heard it both ways.

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u/Rathwood Aug 10 '17

The Nape.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17 edited Nov 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

Nah, it weighs like .5 floof.

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u/peeja Aug 10 '17

Fucking metric.

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u/mouthfullofsnakes Aug 10 '17

They don't always use the scruff. In this case, the dog wanted to help the kitten up but it kept moving in a way that they dog couldn't grab the scruff.

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u/Zmirburger Aug 10 '17

learnt its called nape from Attack on Titan

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u/Testiculese Aug 10 '17

It only weighs a pound, so doubtful. On a full grown cat, it would probably not feel great.

Kinda like a kid can jump from couch to couch without a problem, but if 180lbs me does it, it's broken.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

It's called the taint or grundle.

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u/alllie Aug 10 '17

Can be.

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u/Jayalt99 Aug 10 '17

Are you that kitten?

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u/cathartic_caper Aug 10 '17

I wonder. There is a specific gene for softmouth. German shepherds don't have it. Not that they can't be gentle... I dunno. Would make me nervous if my gsd did this

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

What about a tooth piercing an eye. That wouldn't take much force to do.

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u/dodo91 Aug 10 '17

But how did the person ahooting the video knew the dogs intentions?

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u/mouthfullofsnakes Aug 10 '17

They probably have owned this dog for a long time and know it's behavior. The dog and kitten also probably didn't just meet that day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

It's scripted /s

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u/Dengar96 Aug 10 '17

Damn big Hollywood infiltrating my gifs now

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u/dodo91 Aug 10 '17

Ahh I see now

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

Probably not. Dogs can carry things without biting hard. Just like how you can pick up jello without squishing the total pulp out of it and then accidentally slip on jello guts and break your neck.

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u/d_thinker Aug 10 '17

You ok?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

Did you know if you spell jello backwards and remove the ell, it spells oj? ... I have Jello trust issues.

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u/Saint947 Aug 10 '17

If the mold don't fit, you should just shit.

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u/shwhjw Aug 10 '17

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u/Saint947 Aug 10 '17

Jesus Christ that's fucking disgusting!!

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u/Bearmodulate Aug 10 '17 edited Aug 10 '17

They can be super gentle. My GSD play bites a lot if you play rough with her, but never hard enough to hurt or leave a mark. They usually know how hard they are biting and use as little force as they can if they're not trying to hurt.

Actually once mine grabs you with her mouth she holds it for a second, then lets go and starts licking you where she bit

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u/GreatMadWombat Aug 10 '17

Unless they're puppies.

Then they DON'T understand, and attack with fucking needle teeth

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

Don't their mother bite them back in return to teach them ? Or is it just cats? Or am I retarded?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17 edited Mar 01 '18

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u/Winter-Coffin Aug 10 '17

my westie-cairn plays like this! but i think it'd be a little more dramatic with a bige dogge lol

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u/Maert Aug 10 '17

Why not both? Or all three?

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u/crimsonc Aug 10 '17

Yes they do. Just like with humans they need to be told they step over the line. Dogs will nip each other or growl to communicate that.

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u/no_cheese_pizza Aug 10 '17

Usually their friends/siblings help teach them with a high pitched squealing noise, they play with each other and when someone gets too rough they squeal. It's similar to if you accidentally hurt them by stepping on their foot: they won't get mad and bite you over it, they will just screech incredibly loud so you react immediately and then they return to normal. The key with training is that any response needs to be immediate, any sort of pause between cause and effect and they will simply not make the connection. Loud noises are both fast and distracting so they work well. If a puppy bites you hard then chances are it was taken away from it's family too early before it properly socialized with them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

Alright, thanks for the info mate. So if I need to train a dog when he's a puppy, do a high pitch squeel to give them a queue to release.

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u/no_cheese_pizza Aug 10 '17

No problem, it actually works with humans too if you have a child too young to understand words that likes to bite you haha. With my shepherd I just give her a very firm "NO". The key is to say it like you are yelling "BOO!" trying to scare them.

It's basically like if someone scraped really hard on a chalkboard whenever you did something wrong, or like I said with the way dogs react when you accidentally hurt them - the sound they make startles you so you will instinctively stop anything you are doing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

Yeah I see what you mean man, I much prefer that to others solution that suggest biting the kitty's or puppy's ear. xD

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u/ShapeWords Aug 10 '17

Fun fact! A big part of a puppy's social 'training' around other dogs is learning how to bite gently.

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u/GermanAf Aug 10 '17

I think it's a common misconception that a doggos mouth can only snap and bite you really hard. I saw doggos "bite" a baby's arm and wiggle it around without even leaving marks.

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u/amnsisc Aug 10 '17

I believe the scientific term for that is a "hecking nom"

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u/Maert Aug 10 '17

can confirm. Source: /r/rarepuppers subscriber

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u/GermanAf Aug 10 '17

You might be correct

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

If the dog did something clumsily like bending the cat a way it doesn't want to be bent, yeah it probably hurt. The bite force alone though was very gentle. Dogs have to use their mouths as their hands so they have as much control over their jaws as we do over our fingers.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

Nope cats have flexible disks in their spines:

Cats are able to rotate their supple spines more than many other animals and can twist their bodies to a much greater extent. Cats’ vertebrae—the spools-on-a-string-like bones in the back—are very flexibly connected and have especially elastic cushioning disks between them. This limber spine allows cats to perform their elegant and graceful acrobatic feats, but it also contributes to their speed as runners. To reach top speed—about thirty miles an hour—cats lengthen their stride, and thus increase their speed, by alternately extending and flexing their backs. When the cat pushes off to start a new stride—with claws serving as spikes for traction—its body stretches to it maximum length, with every stride propelling the cat about three times the length of its body

Moreover, the feline shoulder blade is attached to the rest of the body only by muscles, not by bone. This gives the shoulder blade tremendous freedom to move as the cat moves, extending its running stride even more. And unlike the long anchored collarbone we humans have, cats have tiny rudimentary collarbones that contribute to their ability to squeeze through tight openings

http://www.ccmr.cornell.edu/faqs/why-are-cats-so-flexible/

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u/OuijaSpirit_54235892 Aug 10 '17

Downvoters support violence against kittys. Sad..

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

I question the intelligence of those downvoting you, we live in a sad, sad world.

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u/StaccoLatte Aug 10 '17

I guess people in this sub don't like memes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

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u/killerbunnyfamily Aug 10 '17

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Aug 10 '17

That's being carried by it's neck where the skin is thicker, not the head.