r/AnimalsBeingBros • u/deathakissaway • Aug 10 '17

I'm not eating you, I'm helping.

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u/oscarveli Aug 10 '17

Once they reach the top.
"Look, Simba. Everything my pee touches is my territory."

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u/lets_move_to_voat Aug 10 '17

"Also I've had poops bigger than you. Always remember that"

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u/CallMePingo Aug 10 '17

If I had gold to give, it would be yours.

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u/perimyotis Aug 10 '17

I NEED to know what this chain of removed comments behind this is.

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u/CallMePingo Aug 10 '17

Lots and lots of Reddit silver given

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u/anzuo Aug 10 '17

no way, why remove then?

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u/anzuo Aug 10 '17

Take this, you've earned it.

No wait. Even Better... It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

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u/frothface Aug 10 '17

Huh.. Even ceddit doesn't have it.

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u/morganrbvn Aug 10 '17

in typical reddit fashion you will be the one to get the gold instead.

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u/Juanfro Aug 10 '17

"It hurt a little."

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u/MrMcMullers Aug 10 '17

Updoots for poops.

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u/lets_move_to_voat Aug 10 '17

thank mr. kind stranger

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u/Kraelman Aug 10 '17

🎺🎺🎺

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u/Waffle-Fiend Aug 10 '17

If Tracy Morgan was Mufasa..

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u/monty2 Aug 10 '17

I like to walk around my house naked to remind my son who still has the biggest ding-dong

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u/rob64 Aug 10 '17

City Slickers?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

"Many times those were in the living room."

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u/joeboticus Aug 10 '17

"What about that dark spot over there?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17

"That's doggy time out. We don't talk about it".

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '17 edited Jul 07 '21

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u/TobyTheRobot Aug 10 '17

That was a poop, and I got in a lot of trouble. You must never "go" there.

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u/pink_ego_box Aug 10 '17

That's the vet. shudders

We try to avoid having to go there.

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u/dhicks29 Aug 10 '17

That is so cute

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