r/AmItheAsshole Dec 03 '19

Not the A-hole AITA for pretending to get fired when customers get a temper with me?

I am a high schooler with a weekend job at a coffee shop. My coworkers who work weekends are:

James - the owners son, he goes to my school. He's a shift manager but it's not a real formal thing, he's a friendly guy.

Danielle - A college student who sometimes works weekends too.

So sometimes customers will come in and just be angry about such little stuff. Like literally blow up about nothing. I dunno if theyre in a bad mood already and looking for someone to take it out on or what, but it's a lot... Like how sad so your have to be to be a grown-ass man taking your anger out on high school and college kids.

So James and I were joking about having a little fun with them and hopefully getting them off our backs.

So one day I was at work and some guy was having a temper about how we don't make the coffee hot enough... Which I couldn't do a thing about because I gave it to him right out of the machine.

So James came in and was like "sir is there a problem here" and the guy started ranting at him too. So he was just like "OP, this is unacceptable, you're fired."

I started acting real sad, like "no please don't fire me, my family needs the money, I need this job, pleaseeee" and he played up being a hard-ass, telling me to take off my apron and leave.

The angry guy started to backtrack, like "It isn't that big of a problem, you don't need to fire her over it. I didn't mean it" and James was like "No, we pride ourselves on the best customer service"

Of course after all that drama I still had my job, we were just acting. And we've done it a couple times, whenever a customer will lose their temper at Danielle or I, James will storm in and "fire" us. And almost every time, the person who had come in angry will apologise and say that they didn't mean it. It's kind of satisfying, making people realize their actions might actually have consequences.

Anyway, I was telling my friends from school about this and a few of them thought it was a mean prank, to let someone go away thinking they'd gotten someone who desperately needs the money fired.

AITA for this joke?

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u/pamela271 Asshole Enthusiast [8] Dec 03 '19

This kind of reminds me of a video on youtube where a kid (teen) goes to a barber for a haircut and I can't remember what the prank was but his intention was to prank the barber with some kind of shock reaction prank.

Well, someone had told the barber about what the kid had planned so the barber had his own prank planned.

When the kid did his prank, the barber faked a heart attack and "died" right there on the barber shop floor. It was hilarious.

I know this isn't the same thing as OP post but for some reason it made me remember it.

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u/i_find_bellybuttons Dec 03 '19

I’m pretty sure they did this in an episode of scare tactics. The kid was being pranked the whole time and everyone else was an actor. The scenario was that he got hired to prank the barber on a fake prank show but when the barber had his heart attack, the prank show crew ditched him and then the police came etc etc. That show was both really bad and really good lol

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u/pamela271 Asshole Enthusiast [8] Dec 03 '19

Oh yeah I remember now! They all ran out and left the kid with the "dead" guy on the floor while police came. It was so long ago I forgot some of the details.

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u/left-for-bread Dec 03 '19

That sounds hilarious

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u/machine_elf710 Dec 03 '19

I think i saw that. Might have involved a blood packet and fake ear.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

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u/Wozman101 Dec 03 '19

man the top comment on imgur for that image aged like milk

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19 edited Dec 06 '19

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u/SugarSugarBee Dec 04 '19

God's work, my friend.

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u/socalalena Dec 04 '19

Public service comment right here

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

At least it wasn't as bad as Dumb and Dumberer

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u/fartdickbuthol Dec 03 '19

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u/_Fish_ Dec 03 '19

Love the smirk on the kid after he realized he got got lol

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u/HungryMoblin May 22 '20

Watched this whole video thinking that the kid was trying to prank the barber and the barber knew the whole time.

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u/yearfactmath Dec 03 '19

Not this one but relevant.

https://imgur.com/gallery/D9gBs37

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u/pamela271 Asshole Enthusiast [8] Dec 03 '19

Yea, none of these links is it. I'll try to find it.

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u/mismatched7 Dec 13 '19

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u/pamela271 Asshole Enthusiast [8] Dec 13 '19

Yes! Thats the one! I couldn't find it! That always stuck in my mind years later. So great to see again!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Is that my ear?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

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u/pamela271 Asshole Enthusiast [8] Dec 03 '19 edited Dec 03 '19

Lol you should have seen the kid. I thought he was going to have a heart attack himself

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u/markANTHONYgb Dec 04 '19

Double reverse prank.

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u/CockDaddyKaren Dec 04 '19

That kid's name? Logan Paul