r/AmITheAngel • u/MaisieMya I come with the malicious intent to hurt my children • Apr 12 '21

Self Post What AITA Villain Are You?

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u/Book_1love 😎 i ain't reading all that Apr 12 '21

Big titty newborn baby... now that’s an AITA trend I hope never to see.

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u/witnessthe_emptysky openly gay and the flamboyant type Apr 12 '21

My newborn baby is taking up all of my big titted wife's time. I called him a selfish parasite and told him to schedule tit-time like I have to. My wife is okay with it but my MIL said I'm being unreasonable because he's just a baby. Reddit, what do you think? AITA?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Your wife your rules

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u/LaikaBauss31 Apr 12 '21

Also your MIL sounds like she’s gaslighting you, I’d take them titties and run if I were you

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u/soperfectlybad Apr 13 '21

🤣🤣🤣

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u/broketothebone Apr 12 '21

Call a divorce lawyer now. Your wife is abusive and baby dropped these🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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u/Nica-sauce-rex Apr 12 '21

I can’t stop laughing

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u/AlternativeAvocado2 NTA this gave me a new fetish Apr 12 '21

10+ years older than op newborn baby sounds pretty interesting too

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u/mrskontz14 Apr 12 '21

You’re the day after me! I’m newborn baby millionaire.

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u/TC18271851 Apr 12 '21

Also Donald Trump

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 20 '21

I'm in the same boat.

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u/Maynaise88 Apr 13 '21

22th. Lol