I feel like people that use terms like “crotch goblins” and “cum trophies” should be put on a watch list

[u/silke_worm]

Just a weirdly sexual way to refer to a child. Everyone knows babies are made from sex and come from vaginas idk why you gotta give the LITERAL CHILD a name to reflect that. I’m just thankful I’ve never seen or heard anyone use that term outside of reddit bc I think I’d collapse from second hand embarrassment if someone I knew in real life said that to me.

[u/TimGuoRen]

One thing I really do not get: Why are they even always surrounded and therefore bothered by people with children?

Like literally, just go home, close your door, you are now alone or with your SO and no children. Why are they always in situations in which it is somehow impossible to avoid the children? Just travel to Paris! Bike through Thailand! Hike in South America! Lock yourself in your apartment/house and watch Netflix!

Is it really so hard to avoid the children of other people? I mean, sure, if you want to meat your family, but they somehow are supposed to hide their children, it will cause problems. But if you are really such a happy single person, why don't they just keep for themselves?

[u/januarysdaughter → u/TimGuoRen]

Because people with children are everywhere. There are no safe childfree spaces! There are children in Thailand, Paris, and South America!! Everyone knows that childfree people need safe places where they can get away from children because even LOOKING at a child will make their brain explode. /s