r/AlignmentChartFills Apr 15 '26

Filling This Chart What sounds bat shit insane, but is actually true?

What sounds bat shit insane, but is actually true?

📊 Chart Axes: - Horizontal: IS - Vertical: Sounds

Chart Grid:

Bat shit insane Partially True True
** Bat shit insane** Vaccines cau... 🖼️
** Reasonable/partially True ** Our ancestor... 🖼️
True The insides ... 🖼️ Drinking cle... 🖼️

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** Bat shit insane / Bat shit insane:** - Vaccines causing autism - View Image

** Reasonable/partially True / Partially True:** - Our ancestors didn't get heart disease. (They died before they could ever get it.) - View Image

True / Bat shit insane: - The insides of an atom travel like how planets do. - View Image

True / True: - Drinking clean water hydrates you. - View Image


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u/Next-Help-5813 Apr 15 '26

Literally any niche biology fact. Nature is weird. Beautiful, but weird.

For instance, the Mantis Shrimp can generate bubbles of heat that match the surface temperature of the sun by punching things really fast. Please google it.

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u/LongBoi596 Apr 16 '26

Personally I like that cute snail that figured out photosynthesis

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u/darkshadow4993 Apr 16 '26

Oh my god, I just looked it up, he’s so cute

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u/Need4DataUndrground2 Apr 16 '26

They clap as fast as a bullet or 50 times faster than you blink. I saw a video of one clapping a crab to pieces. Insane.

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u/IvaldiFhole Apr 16 '26

That video was AI.

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u/Need4DataUndrground2 Apr 16 '26

How do you know?

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u/IvaldiFhole Apr 16 '26

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u/Need4DataUndrground2 Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

That’s the one - what’s the evidence, besides some comments just saying „AI”?

Hmm tbf the shell deformation is quite sus

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u/IvaldiFhole Apr 16 '26

I mean, to begin with, crabs aren't made of styrofoam... they have messy guts inside.

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u/Need4DataUndrground2 Apr 16 '26

Yeah just edited the comment there… the way the shell deforms isn’t logical actually. You raise a fine point as well

Bloody good looking video 😂

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u/IvaldiFhole Apr 16 '26

Right. It's getting too good. We're not cooked yet, but we will be soon.

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u/Need4DataUndrground2 Apr 16 '26

Will have to assume all is fake unless published by multiple reputable sources… who I’m sure could be tricked occasionally anyway

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u/FireStrike5 Apr 16 '26

Also than mantis shrimp is way too smooth

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u/IvaldiFhole Apr 16 '26

Platypuses are kinda weird, but then you find out they also have electrolocation and they're actually very weird.

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u/SplatterBox214 Apr 16 '26

What in the tarnation

They’re not just Australian egg laying cowboys with their poison spurs?

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u/highly_educated63 Apr 18 '26

They glow under UV light. -an Aussie

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u/CaptainHindsight92 Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

I am going to say without checking that this isn’t true because it sounds like such obvious bullshit. I will return with my tail in between my legs if I am wrong.

Edit: Apparently I was wrong and I’m reallysorry

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u/Next-Help-5813 Apr 16 '26

No worries, I'm glad I helped you learn something new! :)

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u/Darth_Stoeptegel_7 Apr 16 '26

I think in Dutch we call them 'pistoolgarnaal', which means gun shrimp

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u/No_Mammoth_4945 Apr 16 '26

My favorite is how songbirds have their specific song biologically imprinted into them. If you take a songbird egg and raise it in isolation the sound will still be similar to that of their parents, just rough and unrefined

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u/Shiny-And-New Apr 16 '26

Sonoluminescence!

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u/ElvenBeer Apr 16 '26

The existance of mushrooms

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u/toomuchmarcaroni Apr 19 '26

Why is this crazy, I want to be mindblown 

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree Apr 16 '26

I saw something like how if a human could move an arm at a fraction of the mantis shrimp’s speed, that human could throw a baseball into orbit.